HERE'S A SHOCKER: BRANGELINA ADD TWO CHILDREN TO THEIR FAMILY AND GET THIS - BOTH KIDS ARE ACTUALLY WHITE!

CONGRATULATIONS TO BRANGELINA. THEY REPORTEDLY JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SET OF TWIN GIRLS. HAVEN'T SEEN THE PICTURES YET BUT I'M SURE THEY'RE ADORABLE.

JUST IMAGINE, IF BRAD PITT WOULD HAVE STAYED WITH JENNIFER ANNISTON HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A FATHER OF THREE GIRLS AND A LARGE ADOPTED FAMILY, HE WOULDN'T BE TRAVELING THE WORLD LENDING HIS NAME TO VARIOUS CHARITIES AND HE WOULDN'T BE THE STAPLE ON THE AMERICAN GOSSIP CIRCUIT THAT HE IS TODAY.

ON THE OTHER HAND MAYBE IF BRAD HADN'T SLID OFF WITH ANGELINA JOLIE HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN ON HIS HOLLYWOOD A GAME AND ACTUALLY DONE SOME MOVIES THAT I WAS INTERESTED IN.

ANGELINA MUST HAVE THAT GOOD STUFF.