SOME SAID THAT THE LAST GHETTO SNACK THAT I ENTERED WAS NOT REALLY GHETTO. WELL I DECIDED THAT THIS EDITION WOULD BE SO GHETTO THAT THERE WOULD BE NO QUESTION AS TO THE AUTHENTICITY OF IT'S GHETTONESS.
TROPICAL FANTASY "SODA" IS SO GHETTO THAT CRACKHEADS DON'T DRINK IT.
THEY THINK THAT IT'S BAD FOR THEIR HEALTH.
WHAT MAKES TROPICAL FANTASY SO GHETTO IS THE FACT THAT THEY WERE THE FIRST SODAS TO BE CHEAPER THAN BUBBLE GUM. AND WHAT MADE IT EVEN MORE GHETTO WAS THAT THEY CAME IN DIFFERENT COLORS - TO THIS DAY I DON'T THINK ANYONE CAN TELL ME A FLAVOR BEFORE THEY COULD AN ACTUAL COLOR, "YO, GET ME A GREEN ONE." LONG RUMORED TO BE PART OF A WHITE SUPREMACIST PLOT TO STERILIZE BLACK MEN AND MAKE BLACK WOMEN INFERTILE, TROPICAL FANTASY SODA TOOK THE HOOD ON BY STORM. NO ONE COULD GET OVER THE FACT THAT SODA WAS 25 CENTS. COCA - COLA WAS ACTUALLY RUMORED TO BE THE ONE BEHIND THE WHITE SUPREMACIST WHISPER CAMPAIGN.
NOT TOO WORRY THOUGH BECAUSE IF THE GOAL OF TROPICAL FANTASY WAS TO MAKE BLACKS STERILE IT SURE AS HELL HASN'T WORKED. NOW IF THE GOAL OF TROPICAL FANTASY WAS TO MAKE BLACK PEOPLE LAZY, OBESE AND DIABETIC THEN: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Roc... first of all, I really hope you don't have those sodas just sitting around ready for a photoshoot. Please assure me that you found that image on the internet somewhere.lol.. Second, they still sell that stuff? I thought the bodegas of ny united and banned the 25cent sugar laiden delight back in the early 90s. Third.. do you realize that crap soda is ONLY sold in NYC...lol.. well I don't know that for a fact, but I can assure you that I've NEVER seen them for sale anywhere out side of nyc.. in fact there is a whole line up of afterschool treats that I have never seen outside of NYC... tropical fantasy soda tops the list, but in additon the list inclues: Bravos, New York Deli chips, actually chip made by wise or bon ton... butter crunch cookies.. yeah.. that whole potato chip and cookie rack by the register that stuff isn't sold outside the city... lol.. seriously... cross the bridge and those snacks disappear.
Remember when the same rumor about went around about Snapple? Especially since TF and S used to sold next to each other in the bodega. Anyway, it turns out that the "K" on Snapple stands for Kosher and is one like every other food/drink product. Love those urban legends......
Omg.. y do ppl keep sayin its bad.. im 13 nd dey sell it at every corner store in my neighborhood. ive always been drnkin it nd deres nuthin wrong with me.
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