There have been lots of men that have played the Jungle Fever game; David Bowie, Sammy Davis, Jr. and Sydney Poiter. But there is one man in particular who should be called The Jungle Fever Master; Seal.
The guy with the lightning bolts on his face wifed the illest female in the game; Heidi Klum. Not only did he wife her but he fertilized her as soon as possible. The woman that most white men would start an all out race war for is locked down by a singer that wears tight pants and tribal marks on his face.
Seal did the damn thing, he locked down, fertilized and wifed Ms. Project Runway - the baddest chick in the game. For that Seal, you get the Jungle Fever Lifetime Achievement Award.
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That's what husbands do...they fertilize their wives? Unbelievable...
they are one of the hottest couples out there. however, i wish heidi would learn how to comb that baby's hair. she and angelina need a class in "caring for a black child's hair!"
Seal is truly a master, but why wouldn't she wed the guy who took care of her once her baby daddy said he wouldn't fuck with her any longer when she was in the first trimester. By the third one, she was delirious with the idea that, even she {the baddest bitch in the game} couldn't get a man to stay and help her raise her child. At that point, the tribal marks were sexy. Seal got in where he fit in. He asked her to marry him when she was desperate and insecure, and now she thinks she has a prize. We know who the real winner is here.
i hate to correct (who am i kidding? i love being right) those scars are from lupus actually. not tribal marks.
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