I am confused... Meet Alysa Stanton

Meet homegirl, Alysa Stanton. She is the first ever Black female Rabbi. Talk about a trailblazer. It's one thing to have a Black President in a White Supremacist society but a sista girl in the temple? Who would have ever thought? In alot of ways she pulled off something no one and I mean no one would have even dared think of. And she has the nerve to be a rabbi in a temple in South Carolina. So let's put it together: Black, female, rabbi and in the South. Damn, when she dies jewish boys and girls should betsda (ghetto talk) have the day off from school.

MY FAVORITE JEW OF ALL - TIME... HOWARD STERN!

When it comes to Jews there are many to love.

Woody Allen, Steven Spielberg and Ms. Goldman are all very worthy of the award that is "MY FAVORITE JEW OF ALL - TIME"

But only one can get this award and I it to Howard Stern, The King of all - media. Before he went to Sirius and took himself out of the daily morning conversation, Howard Stern was the man. He made you laugh, think and hate. Sometimes all at the same time. When he went to satellite radio and got his money, reportedly 300 million dollars, I didn't hate, I just didn't follow. The truth was Howard had gotten soft. Right after his divorce from first wife Allison, The King started to sound like he didn't give a fuck what was going on during the broadcast.

The show was unfocused, distant and sometimes just not funny. The addition of Artie Lange had it's good points but after awhile it wasn't funny listening to the ramblings of a drunk fat clown. But I can never hate on Howard because he inspired me to be the man that I am today (is that good or bad?). If I never heard of Howard I probably would never have done anything related to broadcasting. He is a true hero that I salute as my "favorite jew of all - time!"