L.L. Cool J needed an Around The Way Girl, Apache needed a Gangsta Bitch but I realize what I want: A Tiger Wife. I think I want Wendi Murdoch to be my second wife. That is, of course, if my first marriage doesn't work out. Why wouldn't I? She's smart, rich, Asian (so that means she has to cater to me right?) and if I get into any trouble with some haters I know she has my back.
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