TOP TEN reasons why Colin Powell decided to endorse Barack Obama for President...

Top ten reasons why Colin Powell decided to endorse Barack Obama for President...
10. Got tired of not being able to look himself in the mirror
9. Wanted to cross, “redeem myself after having been a sellout monkey the past eight years” off his bucket list.
8. It was one thing when his wife, Alma said that she wouldn’t give him any cooch cooch if he didn’t endorse Obama,
but when his 32 year – old mistress said it…
7. He wants to go to heaven
6. Sarah Palin
5. The contract on his good republican negro deal expired in early October
4. He can never get over the time that John McCain accidentally handed him his bags when they saw each other in a hotel
lobby
3. The rallies that McCain and Palin were holding. Not the ones with the crazed audience members but the other
rallies, the ones with the burning crosses
2. He finally remembered: I’m from The Bronx not Selloutsville.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY COLIN POWELL DECIDED TO ENDORSE BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT ...

1. Barack promised Powell that if Powell endorsed him he would let him see naked backshots of Michelle