Australians walk out on Britney Spears

Can you believe that concert goers in Australia walked out on Britney Spears because she was lip - synching? What nerve? Why would they go see Britney sing live? Someone needs to tell Australians that the people that gave us Crocodile Dundee and Yahoo Serious are not in the position to be judging an artist's talent or skill set. We here in America know full well that you don't pay to see Britney Spears sing, you pay to see the train wreck that is her life.

Whoever advises Rihanna either works for or has has ties to her record company...

Why is Rihanna talking about the Chris Brown thing now? Oh. Wait I know why. Because of the power of the dollar. She finally comes out and tells the Chris Brown story once Chris Brown is getting back on his feet and trying to revive what is left of the career he ruined the day he chose to put his hands on her. I don't advocate a man putting his hands on a woman but jeez louise.
If it's so tragic, why do you decide to tell your story when your album is coming out? Is this a tragedy or is it something that you and your marketing team decided would help push the album? Rihanna is wrong for this one.

The Horse Whisperer if the Horse Whisperers fucked Horses!

For those of you unfamiliar with the case, Rodell Vereen was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse. Again. While the fact that this man had sex with a horse is sad and just plain disturbing I have to admit there are elements of this story that make me laugh, among them...
1) Rodell had actually been arrested two years earlier for having sex with the same Horse. Two years earlier. At least he was monogamous.. That Horse probably liked him. I was always taught that if a Horse did not like you sneaking behind it then it would kick you. Rodell wasn't kicked....
2) The owner realized that her Horse was having sex with Rodell because it kept coming down with infections. So basically, Rodell was burning the Horse.
3) The Horse was named Sugar.
4) He had to register as a sex offender. ??? While his behavior may be bizarre and ultimately criminal, I don't see the need for him to be further humiliated. It's not like he is a child molester, he just fucks the occasional Horse. Children are safe from him. Unless they own a pony they have nothing to worry about.
5) His brother is a Reverend. Is that a case for or against the age old nature - nurture argument?
6) There is actually a name for this crime and it is not Horse Fucking, It's called Buggery. I don't know what is stranger: the fact that someone is fucking horses or the fact that there is a name for this crime. You only have a name for something that people do.
7) Al Sharpton is needed. This is a clear cut case where a Black person is getting a different punishment for something that white guys have been doing for some time. We all know that white guys have their way with horses all the time. Why aren't any of them making the news? Which leads me to the next one...
8) He was Black. What? A Brother is fucking horses? If you gave me four guesses of what color I thought a man was that was a repeat offender of fucking horses I would have never guessed, "Black guy". Unless fucking horses was a new street slang for selling crack.
8) How big was this guy's Dick? (No Bruno) If he could get some kind of satisfaction out of fucking a horse then he must have been hung like a (here it comes) HORSE.
9) Do you ever think he ever jerks off while watching Horse Races? (No Bruno). Let's face it, if a horse just sitting in a barn turns you on then it stands to reason that several horses running would do the same.
10) Is he like the Jackie Robinson of bestiality? He is definitely the first of his kind that I have ever heard of. I will continue to follow this man. He needs to be studied and exploited.

random blogging: Okay, so white america wants a war?

What the fuck up with the teabaggers? Why are they so angry? They had the country for like forever and now they want to act like someone wants to take it from them. You can have it. Just give us our 40 acres and a mule and get the fuck out of the way. Give the Browns the land that was stolen from them and the Natives the land that was took from them and go about your business.

Oh those were the days

Leave it up to my homie (in my head) from cocaine blunts to post the old school rap shit that made me think this thing would last forever. Here are some old freestyles from The Dynasty days when Jay, free, beans and bleek were ripping shit on the M.I.C. Holler!

BEANS GOES IN ON JAY Z!

After he aired Jay Z out and got Charlmagne Da God fired Beans actually had a cut talking about Jay. Check it out and see what you think:

HEY XXL - HOW ABOUT A DEF JAM COVER WITH PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY WERE ON DEF JAM?

Did anyone see the XXL Def Jam cover? I liked the idea but it was not executed properly. At all! Can you believe they had the nerve to publish a cover without The Beastie Boys, LL COOL J or Public Enemy? Does that even make any sense? At the end of the day, P.E. made Def Jam great. The Beasties dropped only one album but they and their music were instrumental in making the label a premier place where artists went to to make great music. Where was Jay - Z or Kanye? Jeezy? Why do a cover at all? Just put the Israeli, the Phat farm guy, the real skinny guy and the guy with the beard that extends to his knees on the cover? As much as I respect most of those guys on the cover, the history of the label and the legacy of the music in no way has anything to do with Juelz Santana. Scarface? Warren G? Fab? Not really. Rick Ross? Nope! Luda wasn't even on there. Why Bother? Head chick in charge Vanessa Satten admitted that she overreached. Next time honey get the job done right or don't do it at all. YN would have made it happen!

How Long Was Mary's rendition of The Star Spangled Banner?

Wow. After hearing Mary's rendition of The star spangled banner I now know how white people feel when they hear someone sing the song like they are in a corner church? Can someone tell me why did Mary feel the need to take her shades off during her performance? Didn't she realize that she was singing the national anthem not the hook on "Cant knock the hustle" with Jay - Z? I love Mary but she was a tad bit over the top on this one. But on a positive it's nice to see Mary be at a place in her career where she can sing a song that is symbolic of America. She, hip - hop and r and b have come a long long long way. Peace.

THE BET HIP HOP AWARDS CIPHER! IT WAS AIIIGHT!

2009 BET Awards Cypher #3: Mos Def, Black Thought and Eminem. from Douglas Rogers on Vimeo.

Coming December 17, 2009: Acoonemy Award Nominations!

Random Blogging: I'm Over Halloween!

Approaching age 35 I have no problem saying that I am over Halloween. First off, even though people treat it a such, it's not a real holiday. There is no day off from work and banks aren't closed. Costumes have become either tasteless, inappropriate or just reek of narcissism. Then there are the movies. Wow! Talk about an excuse to be devilish. Whether it is the Saw movies, Last House on The Left (6 pack I hear you laughing) or Halloween movie remakes by Rob Zombie - how much killing, raping and projectile blood can one person take? I'm over it!

Question of the Day (30-Oct)

Peeps,

It's been a minute I know, but digg:

With all these social sites like FB, Myspace, Twitter, etc. Do you think we share too much of ourselves on these sites?

Do I have a problem?

Look, I know that for some people this seems like a lot of sneakers but for many sneaker heads this collection of Air Max's and Air Force 1's looks like the collection of a welfare recipient. Furthermore after one more pair that will be coming in the mail, I will be done with the crazy sneaker buying. I am a grown man with no children so why shouldn't I be able to indulge? Women buy shoes like candy and they get no flack for their extra shit. Please post your sneaker collection in the comment section and show me your stash.

Shhh .... Don't tell my wife that I have a crush on Rosa Acosta

Can't America solve this Pakistan/Afghanistan problem with two missiles with Nuclear capabilities?

You know what? This war in Afghanistan getting me tired. I just hate the fact that there are some American men and women losing their lives in Afghanistan for nothing. As far as I am concerned the Taliban can have it and as long as they don't let the Osama Bin Laden's of the world stay there and plan attacks (if that really happened) I'm cool. But if this war keeps going on I think I have a way that America can end it quickly. First we warn them to chill. Then pull a Truman and drop some Nukes! Real simple.

Y'all thought I was kidding about Morehouse College?

Well, well, well and people thought it was just blind Clark Man hatred when I would say that Morehouse College was the second girl's school on The AUC campus. But now there is an actual story that proves that while it may be an all-boys institution on paper in reality the school has a transvestite quality. Apparently in their new dress code Morehouse College Officials felt the need to let the "boys" know that they could not wear their pants sagging (More elitist crap from the boule) or dresses.
Everyone knows you don't have to tell a Morehouse Man not to wear a dress in public. He wears them in private.

Random Blogging: When is Barack Obama going to be that guy that over 60 million people voted for

I love President Barack Obama but you know what else I love: Accountability, Promise Keeping, Change and Hope. I am not one of those people that expected him to snap his fingers and make changes but it has been 9 months now. And that has been long enough time to do something: Balance a Budget, End a War, Heal the sick, make the country more environmentally friendly or give everybody some sex toys. Something!
Unfortunately and The President has to know this: We live in a Youtube/Twitter/Facebook generation where videos and ideas can be conveyed seconds at a time. People, especially the young people that voted for President Obama don't have the patience to wait. They don't know how to be patient and let the President take 3 months to come up with a solution to some of the country's problems. Do you remember what happened in August? In three weeks while The President was THINKING about what to do about Healthcare, the lunatic fringe on the right managed to convince less crazier people that the first Black President was actually a Nazi, Fascist, Kenyan - Born Anti-Christ trying to find new and improved way to kill them.
So Mr. President, here is my suggestion: Think about solving the problems but do it quickly because if you don't - someone, possibly a Republican candidate for President will convince a whole group of people, possibly a large moderate voting bloc, that you don't need to keep your job when you have your next performance review in 2012

Okay so Balloon boy's family and his dad were just a little bit crazy huh?

Watch the mother play solo guitar and the Father play the harmonica as they let their kids understand that celebrity is more important than functional environment.

Random blogging...Let that fat fuck Limbaugh own a team.

Listen, as much as I would like to see the man dead, I still think that Rush Limbaugh should be allowed to own a football team. His politics and policies are one thing but this is still America and he should have the same rights as anyone else. As much as I hate him and everything that he says on the air the bottom line is that he is an entertainer and his schtick sells - 20 million people listen to him a week. His radio show is one of the only places where white people can still be white. It's like Archie Bunker had a microphone and a radio signal. If he is not allowed to own a team because of his political views or controversial statements then the next time a potential owner with questionable views on the other side of the political spectrum (Howard Stern, Al Sharpton or myself) won't be allowed to own a team. It just isn't right and fair is fair.

you know what is bullshit? Bloomberg running for a third term...

Where are the major media outlets? Why are they letting Bloomberg run for a third term? Why did the City Council let him get away with it? Why is he outspending Bill Thompson something like a gazillion to one? What the hell? His commercials are just personal attacks against Bill Thompson and what makes them worse to me is that the commercials are full of minority faces. In the world of politics I guess that is supposed to mean that even Black and Brown people would not vote for Bill Thompson so why should anyone else. Bloomberg is shifty and nasty and this power grab shows you how money corrupts the political process. I don't know anything about Bill Thompson except his name but I will be voting for him nonetheless.

Here's my theory about Kate and A- Rod...

Kate Hudson is a notorious jinx. She is well known for ruining the careers of any man she deals with. Black Crowes, Owen Wilson and Mathew Mcconaughey have all been ruined by the site of Goldie Hawn's spawn. But Alex Rodriguez is a walking bad luck charm too. So now when A-Rod gets with Hudson only good things can happen. Two negatives equal a positive. So now instead of A-Rod losing his talent (Crowes guy), being just average (matty boy) or slashing his wrist in jealous agony (Wilson) he does his thing thing in the post season for the first time in a million at bats. From this point on A-Rod is going to dum out. Mark my words. Remember two negatives equal a positive. This is A-Rod's time.

I am really feeling Ninjasonik

SAMBERG IS FUNNY!

Elon James is funny....

I don't even watch these anymore all the way through because I am such a hater but check out my buddy Elon doing his thing. Apparently he is somewhat of the viral video master. ENJOY!

I AM STARTING TO REALLY FEEL SOULABOYTELLEM!

I know it is heresy to even suggest that Soulja boy should exist but I have to give the kid his props. He is still around and relevant. He stays making anthemic songs that will rock till the year Three Thousand. After spending a week in Atlanta I can see why he is being felt. He makes good dance music. Period. Is he Rakim Allah? No - but then again Rakim Allah is no longer Rakim Allah. Enjoy:

Find more videos like this on www.truveo.com.

Young Darth Vader reads the alphabet

From Sesame Street to Darth Vader. Wow!

Letterman was a freak! Let me find out!

Wasup with David Letterman? He will always be the man when it comes to Late Night but this thing with him hopping all over young girls makes me think that he is into more than just poking interns. I would not be surprised if this guy reveals himself to be a real stone cold freak. I bet there is something with him and diapers. I bet there is something about threesomes where he just watches with Paul Schaeffer. I would not be surprised if Larry Bud Melman is involved somehow. Like my boy TUTU said, Dave should have just given that guy the money he was asking for. What's 2 million dollars to Dave? H's got like 80mil. Next time Dave when someone says they have dirt on you go to the bank and not the joke writer's table.

Classic Hip hop! HEY DJ

Listen for the baby crying in the background...

Remember when Bill Cosby was a comedian?

It's sad to see what Bill Cosby has turned into. An angry man hating himself and the ways of his people. But there was a time when his act was nice and friendly. Way different than he is today.