10. It took five years for Guy Ritchie to finally realize that he wasn't married to a talented
music artist from London but a washed up pop star whore from Michigan .
9. The only thing that Guy Ritchie liked from Africa was diamonds - not children.
8. After watching the film that they both did together but for the first time
while NOT HIGH on drugs they both realized that the two of them together had done
enough damage to Western Civilization.
7. All the past years of hoing had started to take it's toll - Madonna's vagina started to smell
like her last two albums sounded
6. Think about it like Madonna did, at 50, she has only a few more years to go being
on the young latino dick market.
5. Ritchie was tired of Madonna going to Africa and adopting babies with dicks bigger than his.
4. When your vagina produces an echo sound better than your music...
3. As a man Guy Ritchie knew it was time to go after he counted up Madonna's past lovers and the number was higher than his American box office receipts.
2. After seeing this bitch play the guitar Ritchie don't need another reason.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY MADONNA'S MARRIAGE TO GUY RITCHIE ENDED IN DIVORCE....
1. LOOK, SHE ALREADY HAD A BABY BY HIM, STARRED IN A MOVIE WITH HIM AND TOTALLY EMASCULATED HIM IN AND OUT OF THE BEDROOM. IS THERE ANYMORE DAMAGE THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE?
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Roc! why are you crazy.. #3 is theeeeee worst!!! LOL
Roc this shit is the best top ten EVER!!!!! Stale ass Madonna lives across the street from my job, and many a night i've seen Guy Ritchie hit the town without the old fart bag. Her people want to spin it like it's her leaving him - man he ain't been fucking with that mutt for a couple of years now!! A-Rod must have a thing for dried prunes..
Roc, Keep it Funky baby!!!
is this the first top ten to grace the blog? i think yes.
Harsh! I think it's #6.
Been awhile since we've seen a top 10 from you.
Good top ten...my gay friend didn't appreciate the Madge disrespect.
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