TOP TEN REASONS WHY SARAH PALIN SPENT 150 K ON HER WARDROBE...

10. It was cheaper than putting lipstick on a pig
9. It’s an investment for her next campaign - the one for president in 2012
8. When you incite racial and class hatred you can’t do it in an outfit from H and M
7. If she is going to constantly look stupid and like an idiot on national television day after day the least she can get is a louis
bag
6. The outfits help her stay in touch with the common woman. The common woman that gets to go on shopping sprees in malls
5. Because unlike Michelle she doesn't have the inner beauty to truly understand that you don't need expensive marked up
clothing to look beautiful. Just a nice fat ass
4. You need to get your mind off the fact that you like a woman who is known more for being funny than for being beautiful
3. Because really really deep through all that down - home talk, winking at the camera and pretending to be a proud small town
mom from Alaska, she really is a hillbilly and was just happy to go shopping at a place that didn't have mart at the end of it's
name.
2. Because she needed something to wear to constantly warn America of Barack Obama's plans to be a socialist while she takes gifts that were given to her by the redistribution of republican party wealth.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY SARAH PALIN SPENT 150 K ON HER WARDROBE...
1. That's what jesus would do if he was an insensitive, inexperienced, puppet candidate with hillbilly blood running through his veins.