1/28/09

Goldilocks... yeah her

Can we talk about inappropriate children’s stories? I was thinking about the story “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” the other day… and you know what? That story is out-freakin-rageous.   This little girl commits all kinds of crimes… trespassing, vandalism, theft…  She’s tired and hungry, so she takes it upon her self to break into the home of the Bear Family… vandalizes their furniture, eats their food and takes a nap? WTF?  Is it just me or does it sound like Goldie was on crystal meth? And not just any old meth. She was on that super strength Bristol Palin’s baby daddy’s mamma kinda meth.  Yeah.. this book is on my list of inappropriate children’s stories.. more to come .. stay tuned.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

All the history books in schools are inappropriate to me....

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The Librarian said...

With all of your ideas/theories about children's books (albeit, true), you are no longer alowed in the library.