Tiger?

What's up with Tiger Woods? Why can't he just say, "look I'm into sex with different white women and I should never have gotten married. Oh and by the way I am going to totally catch wreck at The Masters." I wish he would just say that instead of giving lame speeches where he sounds illiterate and five minute lightning round interviews that don't tell the public anything new. The world was such a better place when men were allowed to bone random women and still act like they were happily married.