Harlem Hubris is the shit!



What up, it’s me roc belushi, the hip hopjediknight, the shining black prince, the black scott summers, captain afrika

I want to say “wasup” to everybody out there.
I know it’s been a long time but time flies when you are having fun!

TED KENNEDY DIAGNOSIS




Want to start off by saying “peace” to the kennedy clan. For those of you that do not know, Senator Ted Kennedy was diagnosed with a brain tumor.
I feel sorry for the guy (cancer is a bitch) but at the end of the day he did have a full life. As an American citizen growing up in the 80’s I was raised on Camelot so the news hit me harder than I thought.
Got to keep it real though, it’s nice to see a Kennedy die from natural causes for a change.

TIME TO SAY GOODBYE, HILLARY




Hillary is still going. Poor girl, can’t get mad at her for not knowing the truth when it’s in front of her face. She is married to Bill Clinton. If he can have her think “vast right wing conspiracy” when he is getting blow jobs you know he can make her think she is going to win the democratic nomination even though she doesn’t have enough delegates. See you later, Hillary. You and your redneck voters. Maybe you and bill can go on to be king and queen of your coalition; rednecks and hillbillies.

BARACK IN OREGON



Did you see Barack Obama in Oregon making that speech in front of 70 – 80 thousand people? No wonder people hate him. Any Black man that can bring a crowd of 75,000 white people together without singing or dancing is a threat to the status quo. Shit, it scared me and I’m an Obama supporter.

NEW FAVORITE WHITE GUY



I love representative Vito Fossella from Staten Island. He is the latest politician to be in a personal scandal. Here’s why I love the rep. from Staten Island:
He was arrested for drunk driving
He was bailed out by his mistress
AND
The lady who happened to be his mistress that bailed him out of jail also happened to be the mother of his illegitimate child. When that story came out I know I was like a lot of Black people when i said said two things:
1) I’m glad he wasn’t Black 2) It’s nice to see a white guy with a baby mama scandal for a change.
it’s nice to know that they are just like us!

What do you think that phone call was like to his wife?
“Hey, honey I’ve got some good news and bad news:
The Good news is that I was arrested for drunk driving and I have a mistress. The bad news is...”

RIP SEAN BELL




Let me just be the one - millionth person to have my say on Sean Bell
his death was a tragedy that should have been prevented,
the cops that shot him should have at least been charged with a misdemeanor
But to me it wasn’t Sean Bell’s color that got him killed. It was his species.
If he was a dog, those police would have thought twice before they pulled the trigger outside of that stripclub. And best believe if cops had shot an unarmed dog, hell even if the dog was armed with a bazooka and the cops shot him they would have been locked up like akon. It’s a confusing time to be a black man in this country: on one hand you can be barack obama and on the verge of being the first President and on the other hand you can be sean bell and have the people paid to protect you take your life because it has less value than a Doberman pincher.



Just came back from South Beach and had a great time. Want to give a shout to my dudes that kicked it with me on the shores, beaches and clubs on South Beach. Rello, dus, baker, ronno and the question man, big rube.



Here’s a top ten:
Top ten things that I was overhead saying while I was vacationing in South Beach with my boys;
10. “This is boring. Looking at topless girls on the
beach is so not as much fun as watching HGTV
with my wife.”
9. “No, young lady I am very sorry but I can not and
will not talk to you because I am a married man
and that just wouldn’t be right.”
8. “Bartender since I am the sole married,
responsible man on this trip one here of the crew I
will not drink any alcohol tonight, I will just have
water.
7. “Weed? SATAN get behind thee.”
6. “Fellas, for the last time I am not going to the strip
club tonight. I don’t care that it’s “ass like trina
night.”
5. “Sorry guys, can’t go out tonight. It’s Saturday
and you know that tomorrow morning I am going
to church and attending both services.”
4. “Wet Willies is so overrated. Who wants to watch
girls get drunk and stumble back to their hotel
rooms?”
3. “Hold on guys before we go to the thong party, I
want to ask my wife for permission.”
2. “I feel sorry for the single people down here. There
has to be more to life than just getting wasted,
tanning at the beach and hooking up with
strangers. If they only knew what marriage was
like.”

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT I WAS OVERHEAD SAYING WHILE I WAS VACATIONING IN SOUTH BEACH WITH MY BOYS…
1. “Yes young lady I will rub suntan lotion on your
back but I will be thinking about my wife the
whole time while I am doing it.

Peace, be safe and stay hip hop.