LIL WAYNE'S ALBUM THE CARTER 3 DROPS SOON - WHY DON'T I CARE?

LET'S KEEP IT REAL: IF YOU ARE LIKE ME YOU ARE OVER 30 AND WAY TOO OLD TO BE GETTING EXCITED ABOUT LIL' WAYNE'S NEW ALBUM, THE CARTER 3. I'M NOT HATIN' ON DUDE BUT IT IS EXTREMELY HARD FOR ME TO GET AMPED UP ABOUT AN ALBUM BY A DUDE THAT I REMEMBER SEEING IN DIAPERS. WASN'T THIS THE SAME DUDE THAT WAS GETTING BREAST FED IN JUVENILE'S "HA" VIDEO BACK BEFORE KATRINA DESTROYED NEW ORLEANS?

IT'S NOT ONLY DUDE'S AGE THAT MAKES ME LUKEWARM ABOUT THE CARTER , IT'S ALSO THIS DUDE'S ARROGANCE. IT'S ONE THING TO SAY YOU ARE THE BEST (HIP HOP FUNDAMENTALS 101) BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO SAY IT EVERY TIME YOU ARE BEING QUOTED IN INTERVIEWS. THAT MAKES ME THINK HE REALLY BELIEVES THAT SHIT.

WAYNE MUST BE ON SOMETHING STRONGER THAN HIS DAILY REGIMEN OF COCAINE AND SYRUP. "THE GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE?" IS JAY- Z DEAD? DID KRS 1, BIG DADDY KANE OR RAKIM ALLAH ALL HAVE SIMULTANEOUS STROKES? FOR THAT MATTER IS MELLE MEL STILL AROUND? THE NERVE OF THIS COKEHEAD TO REALLY BELIEVE THAT. WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT HIS FANS (FOLLOWERS) KEEP REPEATING THAT SHIT TOO. I KNOW THAT HE MAY BE SOMETHING IN THIS WORLD OF RINGTONES AND SNAP MUSIC BUT IN MY DAY YOU HAD TO DO MORE THAN JUST BUST 1 MILLION FREESTYLES ON A HUNDRED MILLION MIXTAPES AND BRAG ABOUT SELLING 10 MILLION POUNDS OF COCAINE TO EVEN THINK THAT YOU CAN SAY THAT YOU WERE THE BEST. ALL THAT TELLS ME IS THAT YOU HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF STUDIO TIME AND A VIVID IMAGINATION.

LOOK I KNOW THAT TODAY'S MUSIC IS NOT MARKETED, MADE OR ENGINEERED TO APPEAL TO ME. AT 33, I KNOW AND HAVE COME TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM IN THE WRONG DEMOGRAPHIC. BUT STILL! WILL SOMEONE INTRODUCE MR. "YOUNG MONEY" AND HIS FANS THAT THINK HE IS THE BEST TO SOME MUSIC THAT WAS MADE BEFORE PUFFY AND MASE PUT ON THE SHINY SUITS AND RUINED THE GAME?

CAN PLEASE SOMEONE HAND WEEZY F. BABY AND HIS FANS THE SKINNY JEAN, SKATEBOARD SNEAKER, TOO -TIGHT T - SHIRT WEARING KIDS OF TODAY A C.D. (NOT AN MP3 FILE) SO THEY CAN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND WHAT CLASSIC ALBUMS AND WHAT CLASSIC RAPPERS ARE ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE?

LOOK I'LL PROBABLY GET THE CARTER 3 BUT I WON'T BE HAPPY ABOUT IT!

1 LAST THING: CAN YOU BE THE GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE WHEN YOU'RE CAUGHT KISSING ANOTHER MAN ON THE MOUTH?



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