DEAR REGGIE BUSH,
IT'S ME, ROC BELUSHI. I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT I KNOW YOU. I HAVE BEEN A FAN OF YOURS SINCE U WERE AT USC AND EVEN HAVE WATCHED SOME OF YOUR GAMES ON YOUTUBE FROM WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I WATCHED IN AWE WHEN YOU RAN PAST THE CHICAGO BEARS DEFENSE FOR A TOUCHDOWN DURING THE PLAYOFFS AND HAVE BEEN A SUPPORTER OF YOURS SINCE YOU WERE DRAFTED BY THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS. BUT LATELY REGGIE I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I AM STARTING TO QUESTION YOUR PLAYER SKILLS. MAYBE THAT'S MY FAULT, SINCE I KNEW YOU WERE A PLAYER ON THE FIELD I KIND OF ASSUMED THAT YOU WERE ONE OFF OF IT TOO. WAS I WRONG?
LATELY YOU HAVE BEEN FREQUENTLY SEEN WITH KIM KARDASHIAN. THE GIRL THAT'S FAMOUS FOR HAVING A BIG ASS AND A SEX TAPE. REGGIE, THAT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK. DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M NOT HATING ON YOU FOR SMASHING THAT. IF I WASN'T MARRIED, HAD A LOT OF MONEY, AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF CONDOMS AND HER MOST RECENT BLOOD TEST RESULTS I WOULD TAKE A TURN AT THAT TOO.
BUT REGGIE, IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE IT'S MORE THAN JUST A HIT, IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE YOU ARE WIFING THIS CHICK. NO. YOU ABSOLUTELY DON'T WIFE THE CHICK THAT BONED RAY J. ON TAPE! YOU JUST DON'T. LOOK MAN, IT'S OKAY TO SMASH BUT NO CASH.
SINCERELY, YOUR FRIEND,
ROC BELUSHI
P.S. WHATEVER YOU DO REGGIE PLEASE USE PROTECTION. EVEN IF SHE TELLS YOU THAT SHE'S ON THE PILL. IT'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.
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Wait a second...are you saying that because she boned Ray J on tape, she's a ho, or she's a ho just for boning Ray J period? I'm confused, because she hasn't done anything exorbitantly different from the rest of us. It was just sold in every sex toy shop, 1-900-dial-sex phone company, and internet porn site in America.You would be surprised how many girls you know {and dare I say are reading this} that have their own private tape in their collection. The only reason they're wife material is because that tape is PRIVATE. Let a scorned ex lover get a hold of it, and all of a sudden she's a slut? Hell, if Ray J comes at me with that schlong, you might see me on a video at sold in Ricky's too!
she's a very kinky girl... the kind you don't take home to muthahhhh....
he really shouldn't wife her just because she doesn't use her adult voice. baby talk blows.
ummm, pun intended?
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