THIS GUY WOULD OF COURSE PLAY THE CHARACTER THAT MR. T. IMMORTALIZED ON THE A - TEAM TELEVISION SHOW. THIS DUDE KIMBO SLICE MAKES MR. T. LOOK LIKE URKLE. THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE WHAT A RUNAWAY SLAVE WITH SUPERPOWERS WOULD LIKE. THIS IS THE TYPE OF GUY THAT IF HE TOUCHED YOUR LADY INAPPROPRIATELY AT THE CLUB YOU WOULD SLAP YOUR WOMAN FOR ENTICING HIM. THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT WOULD MAKE YOU WORK OUT YOUR PROBLEMS IF YOU HAD BEEF WITH HIM. THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE JUST THE TYPE OF GUY YOU WOULD ONLY FEEL SAFE AROUND WHEN HE'S BEHIND BARS. I'VE SEEN THIS GUY FIGHT OTHER CRAZY DUDES ON THE STREET FOR MONEY AND I AM STILL WAITING FOR HIM TO LOSE. YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY, THIS DUDE WENT TO COLLEGE ON AN ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP. WTF? THIS GUY HAS THE NERVE TO BE ABLE TO KICK YOUR ASS AND IDENTIFY THE BONES HE BROKE. FUCK THE SECRET SERVICE IF AND WHEN BARACK OBAMA IS ELECTED PRESIDENT THIS IS THE DUDE WHO NEEDS TO BE HIS PROTECTION. JUST HIM. OSAMA WOULD FALL BACK IF HE SAW KIMBO GUARDING OBAMA.
A TERRORIST BOMBER WOULD PRAYING AT THE OBAMA RALLY? NO PROBLEM GET KIMBO. WHITE SUPREMACIST ACTING UP? NO PROBLEM SEND KIMBO. HILLARY CLINTON WISHING ASSASINATION? NO PROBLEM GET KIMBO. MY WIFE NOT LETTING ME SLEEP, NOT COOKING OR DOING WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY IT? NO PROBLEM GET KIMBO. ALRIGHT, ADMITTEDLY THAT LAST ONE HAD MORE TO DO WITH ME THAN THE PRESIDENT. BUT YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING. HERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF KIMBO IN ACTION:
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Why did u make me watch that....did the guy that fought Kimbo want to DIE!
He did that to him with his bare fists? Did he have brass knuckles on? Does he have invisible nun chucks? Let me find him so I can make nice with him TODAY!
Actually Roc, Kimbo did lose to this comp in Boston. His name is Sean something but you can look it up on youtube.
I saw thie brother being interviewed and he comes across as a highly intellegent likeable guy I thought he was just some backroom brawler but he stepped his game up and is making a sport out of an illegal hustle. I cant be mad at that
Roc, that's what you'd look like in 50 years if you actually gave a damn about yourself!
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