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TOP TEN REASONS WHY I CAN'T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE GO TO THE THEATER AND WATCH THE SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE...

10. BECAUSE I HAVE A BRAIN AND CAN THINK FOR MYSELF.
9. FILMS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO FROM THE THEATER TO H.B.O. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
8. FOUR AVERAGE LOOKING WHITE WOMEN WITH JOBS AND MONEY AND NOT ONE OF THEM HAS A BLACK BOYFRIEND?
THAT'S HOLLYWOOD FOR YOU.
8. I JUST CAN'T LOOK AT SARAH JESSICA PARKER'S NOSE FOR MORE THAN A HALF AN HOUR WITHOUT GETTING SICK.
7. MIRANDA IS UGLY.
6. I DIDN'T LIKE THE TITLE I THOUGHT THEY SHOULD HAVE WENT WITH ANOTHER TITLE: SEX AND THE CITY FOUR YEARS
LATER AND WHO GIVES A FUCK?
5. WHEN THE ONE OVER 50 IS THE HOTTEST ONE OUT OF YOUR CREW, YOUR CREW DOES NOT BELONG ON THE BIG SCREEN.
4. I WAS BUSY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE GIRLFRIENDS MOVIE IS.
3. BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE MYSELF SPENDING MONEY TO WATCH WOMEN DRINK, TALK ABOUT THEIR MEN AND WASTE
TIME. I CAN DO THAT FOR FREE WHEN MY WIFE HAS HER FRIENDS OVER.
2. THERE ARE OTHER QUALITY MOVIES I WANT TO CHECK OUT FIRST: LIKE THE ONES STARRING PINKY.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY I CAN'T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE GO TO THE THEATER AND WATCH SEX AND THE CITY...
1. IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE WHO USES A PENIS TO PUT INSIDE A VAGINA IS SUPPOSED TO DO.