TOP TEN things that george bush should do after he leaves office...

10. Apologize for the last eight years of his administration.
9. Before he leaves office, score points with the Black community and pardon Mike Vick.
8. Sell house in Crawford, Texas relocate with Laura to the most dangerous project in New Orleans and spend the next 8
years helping rebuild the Crescent City.
7. Learn how to read, write and speak in public.
6. Call Jimmy Carter for advice on how to live life as a a President that most people would like to forget.
5. Buy a Delorean, go back in time and change the Florida recount results.
4. Change the Constitution so that he can leave office ASAP and Barack can take over as soon as possible
3. Do something that would redeem him in the eyes of many; shoot Dick Cheney in the face.
2. Work something out with President Obama so that at least once a year he can dance with Africans and play the bongos
on The White house lawn
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT GEORGE BUSH SHOULD DO AFTER HE LEAVES OFFICE...
1. Anything he wants just as long as he doesn't try give advice on National Security, the economy, torture techniques, constitutional law, Supreme Court appointments, public speaking, terrorism, cabinet appointments, business, etc., etc.,