12/10/08

Life imitating art - at Carrie Fisher's expense.

This broke my heart....and your's too, Roc.

If Princess f*ckin Leia of Alderaan can't maintain her sexy in her later years , there's no hope for the rest of you white women. You hear me Lindsey, Paris, Kim K.? That does it, I'm going back to dating mixed women....the Rae Dong Chong...Lark Voorhies of the world. Shiiiit I might have to go back to dating full fledged black women after seeing this shit. Can I tell you something, Reggie Bush??........WHITE WOMEN AGE HORRIBLY....HORRIBLY.

P.S. I hope to God this was photo-shopped, cause this one hurts.

10 comments:

Big Reub said...

Lark Voohries is mixed???????????????

Big Reub said...

...That is really not a good look for Carrie Fisher. I mean Gotdayum!!!! The Irony. How do you look like Jabba the Hut?

Deuce said...

Her last name is Voorhies, Reub....VOORHIES. She better be mixed!

Unknown said...

Awe man that's cold.....but funny

Anonymous said...

black men: take heed. all of you out there dating these white chicks will be layin next to this in a few years! yeah, she may be cute now, but won't nothin be cute about her ass later.
yet another reason to stick with a sista. we get better with time.

Unknown said...

lmao...scare tactics

NJB said...

Forget the last name... Her first name is Lark. The only bird Black people name their children after is a robin.

You know what they say, black don't crack. And even when we put on a few pounds, we make it work. That mess right there, is inexcusable. She better have diabetes, hypertension and a thyroid disorder.

Big Reub said...

Gotta luv the sarcasm... :))

Marvel Girl said...

oh no, what happened to princess lea?

Anonymous said...

LOL! That's funny...