Shhh - Don't tell my wife that I have a crush on... Joan Rivers!

When it comes to old women I would bone Joan Rivers is number one on my list. Why? Because she is funny as hell. I would love to have sex with her and she starts doing her schtick, "Can we talk about Roc Belushi's dick in my mouth?" Believe me its not the face that turns me on. How could it, it changes so much that I can't remember what it looked like the last time I saw her. I have a thing for funny girls so Joan Rivers would be right up my alley. Maybe if she was really freaky she would let her daughter in on a threesome. Talk about a Yenta sandwich. Yum Yum!