shhh .... Don't tell my wife that I have a crush on Maliah Michel

She may not have the best face of any video model today but seriously the ass makes you forget about her face. As a matter of fact with an ass like this I could care less that she even has a face. I just want to talk to her ass. Seriously. I want to have a conversation with her ass and take it to dinner. I want to know more about it. Anyway, she is supposed to be fucking Drake now so my dream of talking, whining and dining her ass is over. Apparently it would rather be with a Kanye-esque performer from Young Money than a broke blogger. DAMN!

Shhh .... Don't tell my wife that I have a crush on Rosa Acosta

SHHH - Don't tell my wife that I have a crush on... ERICA WILLIAMS

When I saw this fine - ass chocolate sista talking about the mobilization of young people I was enchanted. Unfortunately my wife was watching t.v. with me so I couldn't enjoy her like I wanted to. She was a panelist on The State of The Black Union, the Tavis Smiley vanity project that brings Blacks of all stripes together and asks them how Black people can better themselves.
Well that's what it's supposed to be. 

What it really turns into however is Black people talking about how great they are. But every now and then, you meet a young lady like Ms. Williams that shows you that she is about the movement and not about herself. 

check her out fellas (and some ladies) and see if you don't have to resist the urge to grab a small bottle of baby oil.

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Shhh - Don't tell my wife that I have a crush on... Whoopi Goldberg!

I love Whoopi Goldberg! There I said it! I love the way she is the most unattractive woman to most people's standards and yet she is on television every single day. I like the way she has an Oscar. What? I like the way that she has hosted the Oscars. But she is so ugly? At the end of the day Whoopi Goldberg was a welfare mother that turned into a highly successful performer in Hollywood. And to make matters even crazier she has to have some good stuff between her legs because she stays turning dudes out. Ted Danson left his wife and kids for her and by the time she finished with him he had on Blackface. Danson was so turned out that he let the world see that he was grey and bald. Let's not even talk about what she did to Frank Langella. So would I roll around with Whoopi? Maybe. But definitely if she tells me what in the world she was thinking when she made that Dinosaur cop movie.

Booty alert - this girl is hotness!

Shouts to the boy Brian Babylon for putting me on to this chick. She has more bounce than the ounce. See for yourself.
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Shhh - Don't tell my wife that I have a crush on... Joan Rivers!

When it comes to old women I would bone Joan Rivers is number one on my list. Why? Because she is funny as hell. I would love to have sex with her and she starts doing her schtick, "Can we talk about Roc Belushi's dick in my mouth?" Believe me its not the face that turns me on. How could it, it changes so much that I can't remember what it looked like the last time I saw her. I have a thing for funny girls so Joan Rivers would be right up my alley. Maybe if she was really freaky she would let her daughter in on a threesome. Talk about a Yenta sandwich. Yum Yum!

Shhh - Don't tell my wife that I have a crush on... pinky

look if you are a red, black and green blooded man in his thirties you know who the hell this is. but if you are more used to the jenna jameson and kobe tai films then maybe you don't have a clue who this thick as hell lightskin chick from the bay is. put it like this: mix the swagger of keysha cole with the ass of your favorite hood rat and a sex yell of one of your favorite porn queens and you would get pinky.

ladies don't front: watching porn with your man is how you recognize this woman. it's not your fault, she is in all the porn. even though her vagina has been stretched out more than mr. fantastic fighting the incredible hulk she still intrigues me. by intrigue i mean turns me on and gives me a full erection. i know i am not the only one because whenever i mention her name to men or women people have alot to say. some say she is a midget/ dwarf but to that i say this: SO WHAT!