Well Laurence it could be worse...

Now that the news of Laurence Fushburne's daughter making a porn DVD has broken, I tried to think of some things that could be worse than your own daughter fucking for the world to see. It's hard but I thought of one: She could be Osama's bottom bitch. That would be worse than having your daughter screwing in a porn DVD. When it comes down to it, Brian Pumper is an American and not a terrorist that bankrolled a sneak attack on the United States.

Brian Pumper? Come on, son have some respect!

In this video clip, male porn star Brian Pumper (great porn name) is seen discussing his technique in breaking new "artists" into the porn industry. Sitting with him is Chip - D (for some reason pronounced Chippy D) AKA Laurence Fishburne's daughter and her boyfriend who also wants to break into the industry. I think that Fishburne could really use his pull in the industry to hurt Pumper. God only knows what this girl was thinking when she decided to fuck on tape and market it. Thanks Kim Kardashian. I hope this gets resolved quickly and for goodness sakes please no one give this woman anymore exposure than this youtube clip. And btw if this guy is so paid and successful - look at all his chains and bracelets - WHY IN THE FUCK IS HE TAKING HIS CREW TO SUBWAY?! I know in the porn industry you have to eat fresh but this is ridiculous. I run a blog that makes no money and I can do better than that. I don't know who CartlonJordan.com is but he deserves 100% credit for getting this exclusive. Not TMZ, MTO but Carlton Jordan.

Shhh - Don't tell my wife that I have a crush on... pinky

look if you are a red, black and green blooded man in his thirties you know who the hell this is. but if you are more used to the jenna jameson and kobe tai films then maybe you don't have a clue who this thick as hell lightskin chick from the bay is. put it like this: mix the swagger of keysha cole with the ass of your favorite hood rat and a sex yell of one of your favorite porn queens and you would get pinky.

ladies don't front: watching porn with your man is how you recognize this woman. it's not your fault, she is in all the porn. even though her vagina has been stretched out more than mr. fantastic fighting the incredible hulk she still intrigues me. by intrigue i mean turns me on and gives me a full erection. i know i am not the only one because whenever i mention her name to men or women people have alot to say. some say she is a midget/ dwarf but to that i say this: SO WHAT!