Oh by the way the world is coming to an end....

That oil spill is crazy. How the fuck aren't the bosses at BP in handcuffs? They lock people up for littering don't they? Those people are evil. Anyone not seeing the future of energy being the sun and the wind are assholes. Plain assholes. Buying oil makes our enemies richer and even more powerful. Plus it's just really fucking dirty. Any oil spill has catastrophe written all over it. I am sad that The Gulf of Mexico had a spill and that that spill will affect the lives of other people in that area but I am glad that this cluster fuck happened so that we as Americans can remember how dangerous this drilling shit is. Peace!

Who said The President wasn't HIP HOP? Look at that bling bling!

Look, at this point it's safe to say that Obama knows what he is doing. Not only does he go to The Middle East and make speeches without shoes getting thrown at him but he also gets the bling bling from the King of Saudi Arabia so big that 50 and Kanye are both jealous. If this was Hip Hop that chain would be considered a "Roc A Fella" moment. If this were England, that chain would be considered knighthood. Like my wife just said (not about me, about Obama of course) when you are the man, YOU ARE THE MAN! You Gobama. Just make sure you are not being controlled by that chain and that it doesn't have any sleeper -  cell capabilities wired in it. Damn, who ever though that in America, we would live to see a day when a Black man representing the country would be greeted like this. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. Anything that is except for a Black man not being shot by a white police officer in New York City.

Well she is cute!/ This is why we hate them!

don't the Arabs know why we hate them now? It's not just their smell, their penchant for starting wars through terrorism or the fact that listening to their language makes you long for the sound of new chalk on an old chalkboard but mainly the fact that their culture let's them buy and sell girls that are under age. Come on, everyone knows that you don't start paying girls to have sex until after they have finished puberty. (JUST A JOKE -WHEN THEY TURN 18 AND YOU CAN AFFORD A MOTEL ROOM) In Saudi Arabia (our allies) an 8 year old girl divorced her 40 - something Arab husband. Word is that it was done in the morning because she didn't want to be late for school.
Why are we friends with these people? Their totally barbaric with some of their shit. Not to mention that most of the 19 hijackers came from their country. I'll be glad when President Obama comes up with a way for us to get off this oil. That way we no longer will have to deal with these people and they and their 8 year old bride culture can go away!