Random Blogging: When is Barack Obama going to be that guy that over 60 million people voted for

I love President Barack Obama but you know what else I love: Accountability, Promise Keeping, Change and Hope. I am not one of those people that expected him to snap his fingers and make changes but it has been 9 months now. And that has been long enough time to do something: Balance a Budget, End a War, Heal the sick, make the country more environmentally friendly or give everybody some sex toys. Something!
Unfortunately and The President has to know this: We live in a Youtube/Twitter/Facebook generation where videos and ideas can be conveyed seconds at a time. People, especially the young people that voted for President Obama don't have the patience to wait. They don't know how to be patient and let the President take 3 months to come up with a solution to some of the country's problems. Do you remember what happened in August? In three weeks while The President was THINKING about what to do about Healthcare, the lunatic fringe on the right managed to convince less crazier people that the first Black President was actually a Nazi, Fascist, Kenyan - Born Anti-Christ trying to find new and improved way to kill them.
So Mr. President, here is my suggestion: Think about solving the problems but do it quickly because if you don't - someone, possibly a Republican candidate for President will convince a whole group of people, possibly a large moderate voting bloc, that you don't need to keep your job when you have your next performance review in 2012

Congressman Joe Wilson is in the money!

Can you believe the way that Joe Wilson is raising money after his comment during President Obama's speech? This was the best thing that ever happened to him. He gave himself instant recognition the moment he made that move. He couldn't have paid for this kind of publicity. He reportedly has raised over 2 million dollars. See what happens when you are a racist? You get rewarded. Imagine if he had thrown a shoe at him. What is even scarier is that this country is nowhere close to it's boiling point yet. I say around the next Presidential election America will begin to look like 1968. What say you?

President Obama can you please show the NIGGER in you?

When is the President going to just say, "Fuck you"? I wish he would stop letting these people assassinate his character. Once they do that it will be easier for them to justify assassinating him. PERIOD! Hitler, Chairman Mao and Stalin? What person wouldn't kill a person they thought had the potential to be one of those people? Who wouldn't think that they were performing a service? Being patriotic? Dummies can't pick one evil man they want to compare Obama with so they just throw all three on the wall and see what the rest of the dummies are sticking with. Just once I want Obama to say "SUCK MY BALLS, I AM THE PRESIDENT! RESPECT THE CONSTITUTION YOU SWORE TO UPHOLD!" I guess that would be out of character for The President but at this point the way the right portrays him, he is out of character so much who in the world would know the difference?

WAKE UP CALL!

Skip Gates got his nigger wake up call when he tried to break into his own house and was arrested for it. During the month of August, President Obama got his. Despite trying to include conservatives, Republicans and the insurance lobby on his plans for Health Insurance reform, President Obama has been greeted with signs of him being Hitler, accusations of him being a fascists, communists or some combination of both and people coming to town hall meetings in which he was appearing with loaded firearms. This is what happens when you try and change the world of people that put the lives of Black men below that of dogs. This is what happens when you try and explain the nuances and grey areas of Health Insurance reform to a segment of the population that come from a long line of inbred, cornfed dumb asses. In six months our President has gone from a man that embodied every thing positive about America; inclusion, hard work and togetherness to a man that has been accused of setting up a system to kill people. WTF? This is what he gets for being nice. Every well to do Black man has to get their nigger wake up call someday. Gates got his, Mike Vick got his and this whole summer has been Obamas. Hopefully in time the President will get over his desire to make these malcontents and sore losers feel comfortable and represent the constituency that elected him. One can only hope.

if you think the President is not good enough to speak your child on the first day of school then you are a redneck...

Can you imagine that people have the nerve to even circulate the notion that something is wrong with The POTUS speaking to the Nation's children? This man is not some stranger he is The President. He is not some communist dictator he is The President of The United States. It is to the point where conservative crackers are cruising for a bruising. I am very disappointed in the way that a large segment of the population are showing what they TRULY think about diversity, inclusion, African Americans and our constitution. Oh well, better get my myself a gun and prepare for the ALL OUT RACE WAR!

random blogging: America should count their blessings that I am not POTUS!

You talk about a lucky country. America is so lucky that they have a President like Barack Hussein Obama in The White House and not a brother like me. They are sooo lucky that they have a man with African and Caucasian DNA in his blood and not me. A man with slave blood dripping in his veins. What I am trying to say is that when you have a good, thoughtful and logical man in the BIG HOUSE be thankful. Extremely thankful. See, if a man like me were in charge i wouldn't even be negotiating with big Pharma, I wouldn't go back on my words on "stupidly". I wouldn't try to negotiate with a Congress and Senate that are in the minority after having done it for the last ten times. If I was POTUS I wouldn't bend over backwards kissing no ass. But then again a dude like me, and there are many, could have NEVER been elected because once you called my daughter, wife or loved one a nasty name in the papers, on a blog or on television during the campaign I would have snapped and nullified any chance at me winning any race. The bottom line is that America should thank Obama for his temperament. Because if he were me a lot of people would not be saying shit and they would be less comfortable!

White Liberals don't want Obama to be Black AND The President at the same time!

White Liberals scare me. They always swear they are down for the cause but I just don't know! Recently, during this Obama situation you could almost hear them collectively cringe when Obama mentioned race. Like he isn't supposed to be Black now? WL's (White Liberals) almost seem to be saying, "Hey Obama I voted for you now turn your Black off." In a case that seems open and shut -Officer Crowley arrested Skip Gates, an old man on a cane for basically SCREAMING! Did you hear that, SCREAMING!? - WL's seem to want to investigate every angle except RACE. No matter what you think my white liberal friends race is still an issue. This is not a post - racial society -YET! Just because you voted for the first Black President does not mean that racism will just go away! Even worse they seemed to think that Obama was off limits even mentioning the subject. They wanted him to make a no comment comment or something like that. WTF? If the President can't speak on racial profiling then how can he speak on Iran, North Korea or even the economy with any sort of credibility? That's why I trust a conservative more than a lib when it comes to speaking on RACE. You know exactly where they stand. With LIBS shit changes in direct relationship to their comfort level. As of right now, they are very uncomfortable.

YO OBAMA! YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT YOU DON'T APOLOGIZE TO PIGS!

Obama is my man and all that but I must say that I TOTALLY disagree with him on this Officer Crowley/Skip Gates issue. Recently, in this media driven soap opera designed to take the onus away from Obama's Healthcare plan, Obama extended an olive branch to Officer Crowley and even went so far as to invite that pig to The White House for a sit - down with himself and Skip Gates. WTF? As a politician I know Obama had to do what he had to do but I would never have done that shit. That is why I could never be a politician. Because at times I would not say the politically correct things. Because if someone had asked me the question about my opinion on this case I would have taken them down a long path of history and let it be clear in no uncertain terms that I did not approve of the Officer's deeds and that, hey you know things happen and maybe one day he could be arrested and thrown in GITMO due to some paperwork snafu. SHIT HAPPENS RIGHT! It's a sad day when even as President you must defer to the WHITE MAN. Even when he is wrong and a PIG!

Do you think that Michelle used this on date night with Barack?

I first saw this on the site oddee.com. A site that profiles odd stuff. And this certainly fits the profile. Just when I thought that I saw all kinds of Obama stuff out there this right here takes the cake. An Obama dildo. I wonder if Michelle used this on date night. I know alot of women that would. As a matter of fact I better check my wife's drawer to make sure that Obama isn't hiding there. WEIRD!

Who said The President wasn't HIP HOP? Look at that bling bling!

Look, at this point it's safe to say that Obama knows what he is doing. Not only does he go to The Middle East and make speeches without shoes getting thrown at him but he also gets the bling bling from the King of Saudi Arabia so big that 50 and Kanye are both jealous. If this was Hip Hop that chain would be considered a "Roc A Fella" moment. If this were England, that chain would be considered knighthood. Like my wife just said (not about me, about Obama of course) when you are the man, YOU ARE THE MAN! You Gobama. Just make sure you are not being controlled by that chain and that it doesn't have any sleeper -  cell capabilities wired in it. Damn, who ever though that in America, we would live to see a day when a Black man representing the country would be greeted like this. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. Anything that is except for a Black man not being shot by a white police officer in New York City.

Republicans diss Obama's date night - they don't even want Obama to fuck his wife!

Poor Barack. He can't get even get laid. Last night The President Of The United States followed through on a promise that he made to his wife: That he would take her on a date once he became President. And of course the criticism came from the usual round of haters - The Republican Party. Apparently something is wrong with taking your wife to a Broadway show. Now I know Obama going to a Broadway show is not the same as you or I going to a Broadway show. With Obama he has to have the press corps, a security detail and a big to - do but still isn't it nice to know that even The President Of The United States has to do something extra to get pussy? It's not just regular guys like me. One would think that being President should be enough to get a woman's juices flowing but NO even Obama has to romance his woman. Problems of the world be damned even he has to date his wife to get laid. That's really why The Republicans are mad at him. It's not the fact that he spent taxpayers money for this trip, it's not that he seems to be sending the wrong message about living a certain lifestyle in these economic times. NO it's the fact that he still fucks his wife and not a mistress. When you fuck your wife and not an intern, your secretary or the people they can't GET you. Obama is always outsmarting them.

Judge Sotomayor is the best!

Look I don't know anything about this lady but I like her. Why? Because she has all the white men in an uproar. Republicans, conservatives and racists alike are so mad that Obama outsmarted them once again by nominating a Hispanic woman to The Supreme Court that they have stooped to the fifth grade level of name calling. It's ridiculous. This woman has the credentials (unlike Harriet Miers) and the life experience (unlike Alito and Roberts) that the Supreme Court truly needs to go into the future. Who knows, maybe one day they will even have cameras in the Supreme Court. Now that there will be a Puerto Rican there the white judges will probably want to keep tabs on her in case there belongings go missing.

Random Blogging: Do we really need a North Korea?

Let's keep it real: when it comes to Korea, isn't South Korea more than enough? Why the fuck does the world even need a North Korea? All they do is try and start international fights, starve their people and worship some midget Asian that doesn't care about his own people who has a God complex. Here's my advice to President Obama: The next time Lil Kim Jong Il gets stupid and launches a test missile, threatens Nuclear War or kidnaps an American for no reason, INVADE THEM!. And if they don't roll over Nuke them and show them what a real Super Power is made of. Fuck them. I am getting tired of all they represent. NOTHING! This is a fight that America can win. And believe me The North Korean people, no matter how brain - washed they are would welcome American troops. The only thing stopping them from giving our soldiers flowers and chocolates would be the fact that they are too busy eating them due to consistent starvation. If Kim wants it then by all means bring it on!

Random blogging: We got a Puerto Rican in the Supreme Court - Hide your purses!

President Obama is so about change that it is scary as fuck!. Not only did he nominate a female to The Supreme Court but she also had the nerve to be Puerto Rican. Obama has to be careful. Too much change to quick can lead to tragedy. If his new economy doesn't work then critics will look to his other sweeping changes in policies and conduct - Supreme Court nominees, speaking with your enemies unconditionally and trying to change the Health care system - and overturn them once he leaves office. I am so happy for his nominee, Justice Sonia Sotomayor but I feel SORRY for her. Would you be happy if you had to work with hacks like Thomas, Scalia and Roberts?

Why isn't Dick Cheney in jail for treason?

I thought that The Republicans said that people should not criticize the President in a time of war? What are we in now? Dick Cheney and his cunt daughter (Yeah I said it) are on the news constantly criticizing President Obama and claiming that he is making the country less safe. Cheney has some nerve. He didn't say more than two words while he was in a cave during the last 8 years fucking up the country but now he wants to be Mr. Ubiquity? Fuck Cheney and his daughter. While the President is not above criticism he certainly is above criticism from those two jag offs. Say what you want but if I have to choose between Cheney and Obama in a debate unless the topic is how to fuck up a country and break it I am siding with King Barack.

That's my word - I don't fux with Notre Dame no more!

Can you believe the students, faculties and morons at Notre Dame that protested the President's commencement speech yesterday? They have some nerve. How could they be SO against the President on the one issue of abortion? So what that he is in favor of not banning abortion, you think that makes him a baby killer? 

What about the fact that President Kennedy, a Catholic, help to kill many (babies included) with his CIA - assisted subterfuge during his reign?

What about the fact that The Catholic religion has been running a child molestation factory for the last 100 years in America? 

Can you believe the same people that come from the church that gave us colonization, exploitation and genocide throughout South America has the nerve to disrespect King Barack? WTF? This was worse than the racists at Arizona State University not giving The President an honorary degree. Well wait no it wasn't but still this gets me mad because Catholics sometimes come off as the ultimate Dick Heads. It didn't help that I just saw Angels and Demons either.  

Hold on Barack - Don't be bowing to no arab King!

For those of you (and you know who you are) that believe that President Obama is some undercover sinister anti - christ this photo of him bowing to King Faud of Saudi Arabia makes them think they were on to something. Why would he do that? Hopefully he tripped and this photo was taken before he righted himself. He didn't bow to the Queen of England but he bows to this smelly A-rab that doesn't believe in women's rights, cracking down on terrorism or judging by the looks of him - bathing? This to me was a misstep. But I still believe in President Barack Hussein Obama even if he is doing things that no one in his position before him has done.

random blogging - Obama is getting blamed for every mother fucking thing!

So Obama can't laugh now? He can't laugh because the economy is in the shitter? What kind of business is it of anyone when someone can laugh? It's not like he was making holocaust jokes. He was just laughing to keep from crying. He should be laughing all the way to the bank. Because at this point the best thing for him to is leave and say, "here's a joke, FUCK YOU" and bounce. When the war was raging out of control I remember that retarded cowboy from Crawford not only laughing but playing golf, dancing and playing bongos with Africans. WTF?

random blogging - attention: Geithner must fall on his sword!

look any administration has it's share of fuckups and let's face it this is one. either geithner is incompetent or two laid back for the task at hand. if he is an invaluable as everyone says then have be valuable in the background. he doesn't inspire any confidence or a clear message. what exactly is he doing? didn't he know? didn't he put this together when he is the new york fed chief? Bye bye. obama has got to give him the news. get out or get in the back.

The more Obama stays in office the more he will begin to look like Uncle Ben!

Poor baby. He wanted to make change. But the more he stays in office, President Barack Obama's hair continues to go WHITE like his momma's side of the family. have you seen the pics? Just last year he was in great shape looking youthful and in charge. Now? Dude looks like he belongs on the side of a box of rice or the front of a bag of cookies. The job is getting to him. I feel bad for the guy. I really do. My only question is how come after 9/11, two wars and a financial collapse W. looks almost the same?