Republicans diss Obama's date night - they don't even want Obama to fuck his wife!

Poor Barack. He can't get even get laid. Last night The President Of The United States followed through on a promise that he made to his wife: That he would take her on a date once he became President. And of course the criticism came from the usual round of haters - The Republican Party. Apparently something is wrong with taking your wife to a Broadway show. Now I know Obama going to a Broadway show is not the same as you or I going to a Broadway show. With Obama he has to have the press corps, a security detail and a big to - do but still isn't it nice to know that even The President Of The United States has to do something extra to get pussy? It's not just regular guys like me. One would think that being President should be enough to get a woman's juices flowing but NO even Obama has to romance his woman. Problems of the world be damned even he has to date his wife to get laid. That's really why The Republicans are mad at him. It's not the fact that he spent taxpayers money for this trip, it's not that he seems to be sending the wrong message about living a certain lifestyle in these economic times. NO it's the fact that he still fucks his wife and not a mistress. When you fuck your wife and not an intern, your secretary or the people they can't GET you. Obama is always outsmarting them.

I know she is the first lady but enough with the covers already!

I like Michelle Obama as much as anyone can love an emasculating, overbearing Black woman but with her gracing the cover of the latest Time Magazine is OVERLOAD! In this day of economic, national security and everything crisis why are they profiling her? i know she has had alot to do with the success of Barack but jeez why Time Magazine? The cover? She fucks the President. I get it! But that's it. She is doing her job but does that mean she needs to be on the cover of the National news magazine of record? NONONONO! Shit like that legitmizes the attacks from the right that state that liberals are cow - towing to The Obamas. Bad move Time Magazine save that shit for Ladies Home Journal or a family magazine.

Michelle you need a sister to teach you how to dress!

Apparently, Michelle Obama has angered alot of Black designers with her choices of people that dress her. According to playahata.com, Michelle is getting hated on because she seems to be going out of her way to hire designers that are consistently lighter than a brown paper bag. It would be one thing if her dresses were hitting on something but the last couple of outfits are making her look like a 50's housewife - with no fashion sense. Michelle, you are the first lady now, you can hire a Black person to design your dress and not worry about ruining elections. One thing is for sure, you can't get someone to put you in anything worse than what you have been in lately.

FASHION ALERT - MICHELLE OBAMA!

I have LONG been an outspoken critic of the critics who were hating on the dresses Michelle Obama has been wearing. I always thought it was lame that people had nothing better to do than to worry about someone's dresses. But now that Barack is President, the game has changed! MIchelle had got to step her game up. FAST! That outfit she was ricking during the church service was not sexy. AT ALL! Homegirl is so drunk with power that she is putting on anything and trying to be the shit of the night!. Boo, you can do better. WAY BETTER! Can someone please help her out? I swear I think David Paterson is her dress designer.

Barack and Michelle - The new King and Queen of America!

Racists are tight, black people are in shock and Barack Obama's dick is in a sling. I know you guys reading this know what exactly happened Tuesday night and most of Wednesday morning right? Barack Obama kept a low profile because Michelle Obama fucked the Black off of him and then fucked it right back on him again and again and again.

It is a great thing to see a Black couple together on television and not on a daytime talk show that revolves around D.N.A. test shows, judges and local news crime reports. Give it up for the new King and Queen of America, Mr and Mrs. Barack Hussein Obama. By the way stop hating on Michelle's dress the other night, it's not like she has a black card and can go shopping at Neiman Marcus or anything (: