Random Blogging: Kiffin and Carroll are cocksuckers

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Random Blogging: Barry you know they are coming after you!

You know who the next target is! Barry Lamar Bonds. After he fucked over the record books with his home run barrage the press has worked hard to get McGwire to come clean so that they can go after Barry without it being said that they were being biased. Now will come the calls for Barry to "come clean". If I am Barry I am going to be as defiant as I was in the first place. Fuck Costas and the rest of the racist sports media that never said anything about McGwire until he bitched out in front of Congress. Barry is the King of the steroid era and it is what it is!

You know what I hate? Hollywood

I hate Hollywood now. It used to be a time when Hollywood made me dream, made me happy and made me want to make the world better. But now? Hollywood gives me nightmares, makes me sad and makes me want to kill every Hollywood screenwriter. Did you see G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra? If you didn't don't and if you did I'm sorry! There is nothing you can do to get that time back. This movie makes me realize that the sole intent of Hollywood isn't to make good films, expand artistic abilities or care about the needs of the customer. Hell no! It's sole and only purpose is to take your money. It's like a casino without the free drinks and mafia doormen watching you! This year the movies have been extremely painful to watch and the one movie that I did see that was supposed to be an independent tour de force, The Paul Giamatta vehicle was so bad that I began to realize that the best place to see movies is YOUTUBE. To make matters worse their crop of movies this Winter look like they are all apocalyptic pieces of shit; Book of eli, legion and something else that looks just as stupid -Lightning thief and Clash of the titans! I am down on Hollywood because they are cheating me! Burn Hollywood Burn

Random Blogging: If Tiger had ever gotten his haircut in a Black Barbershop none of this would have ever happened!

I am not one to pile on but for real: Tiger Woods is one dumb motherfucker. If Tiger had any bit of the Black experience - shit - talking in the barbershop being one example - I doubt any of this would have ever happened. When you are in a world like he is make that WAS in; isolated, bulletproof, insulated and full of yes men, you really begin to think that you can do anything you want fuck hoes outside your marriage, pop pills and smoke weed and no one would ever know. Wrong! See, when you are around brothers especially brothers from an urban environment you will be humbled. Whether you like it or not. Whether it's in the aforementioned barbershop, the b-ball court or the locker room someone will test you and that is when you will begin to know your own limits. Understand that you are not perfect, you have flaws and your shit can be smelled a mile away. Tiger had to find his limits the hard way. On TMZ. On the front page of the National Enquirer. On The Today Show. Poor guy, if only he had embraced being Black for one second maybe he wouldn't know what it's like to be Black for the rest of his life.

random blogging: Okay, so white america wants a war?

What the fuck up with the teabaggers? Why are they so angry? They had the country for like forever and now they want to act like someone wants to take it from them. You can have it. Just give us our 40 acres and a mule and get the fuck out of the way. Give the Browns the land that was stolen from them and the Natives the land that was took from them and go about your business.

AND I PROMISE I WON'T LEAVE YOU EVER AGAIN!

Been away for a month and I swear I love being back. I promise I won't do that to you again. For now on it will be Hubris and you. Promise!

random blogging: America should count their blessings that I am not POTUS!

You talk about a lucky country. America is so lucky that they have a President like Barack Hussein Obama in The White House and not a brother like me. They are sooo lucky that they have a man with African and Caucasian DNA in his blood and not me. A man with slave blood dripping in his veins. What I am trying to say is that when you have a good, thoughtful and logical man in the BIG HOUSE be thankful. Extremely thankful. See, if a man like me were in charge i wouldn't even be negotiating with big Pharma, I wouldn't go back on my words on "stupidly". I wouldn't try to negotiate with a Congress and Senate that are in the minority after having done it for the last ten times. If I was POTUS I wouldn't bend over backwards kissing no ass. But then again a dude like me, and there are many, could have NEVER been elected because once you called my daughter, wife or loved one a nasty name in the papers, on a blog or on television during the campaign I would have snapped and nullified any chance at me winning any race. The bottom line is that America should thank Obama for his temperament. Because if he were me a lot of people would not be saying shit and they would be less comfortable!

Random Blogging: I never liked Skip Gates!

I never liked Skip Gates. I always thought that he thought he was high and mighty and better than most regular Black people. He comes from that uppity class of Negroes that think they should never be grouped in with the rest of the poor and blue collar section of Black men and women that he and his ilk claim to love, serve and help with their "contributions" to society. Well - Gates and the other uppity Negroes got their wake up call. 

Skip was arrested for being in his own home, told on by his neighbor and shown no respect by the men (cowards) that claim to protect and serve. HA HA. What makes this unfunny however is the fact that Skip is not the exception. He is the rule. He was profiled, arrested, disrespected and shown that he is seen like me and other Black men: A NIGGER! at all times. Welcome to the real world Skip. 

Oh yeah and to the cops that did that shit I have two things to say: THANK YOU for waking up Americans and especially Uppity Black Americans to the real deal and FUCK YOU for letting me know that no matter how far I climb up any social ladder in American society I am still one wise crack or attitude adjustment away from being put in jail.

Random Blogging: I still don't like Al franken

I am so happy now that the Senate race in Minnesota is over. I am so glad that the Democrats have a filibuster - proof majority of 60 Democrats. I am so happy that President Obama now has the votes to enact the policies that he thinks can bring about change. But one thing I am not happy about is the fact that Al Franken is the man making all of this happen. As a liberal, Franken, the former comedian and comic writer for Saturday Night Live and star of the worst movie of all -time Stuart Smalley saves the world (i think) ... is a champion. But as a dude he is a straight DICK! I ran into him once, when he used to live on The Upper West Side and he was a jerk to me. I was excited to see him but judging by the look on his face he thought I was trying to rob and rape him. He was a STRAIGHT JERK! Congratulations Dickhead! I hope you can Redeem yourself!

Random Blogging: Billy Mays is dead - Now his life is way less soul crushing! R.I.P.

Okay this is getting out of control. Is everyone dying? The dude that was on all those informercials and on that ESPN commercial promoting ESPN 360 just died. Is everyone just dying? who the hell is next? The Sham wow guy needs to stay inside.

RANDOM BLOGGING: IS TMZ The New York Times of this century?

How in the hell is Tmz the definitive source that broke this Michael Jackson story? Why is CNN, MSNBC and FOX news behind the "news" organization founded by the guy that does the man on the street interviews on People's Court? Harvey Levin has a great thing going but for him to be the number one source in breaking news is shameful. That is exactly the reason why major news organizations are going broke. They are not doing what TMZ is doing. Entertaining their audience, developing relationships with key sources and BREAKING NEWS RIGHT AWAY. The TMZ television show is horrible but the website keeps it a hunnit!

random blogging: One last tour would have been nice!

I would have loved to have seen one last Jackson tour. Unfortunately I was never able to see any of Mike's tours. So I always hoped that one day Mike would give his brothers some shine and take Janet on one last tour. That shit would have been off the hook. I would have loved to have seen them do their thing, perform the classics and bring the heat. It would have been nice!

Random Blogging: how horrible has hollywood been this summer?

Yo these summer movies have been horror - bull! crap. Disgusting when the best movie is a comedy (The Hangover) it's time for Hollywood to step up it's game. If you are going to give me explosions all you need to do is make the scripts half decent. Christian Bale does not have to be in every movie. He is in like 15 this summer. What is that about? The independent small budget movies aren't even that hot. Hollywood please step your game up.

Random Blogging: Is it wrong of me NOT to give a fuck about Iran?

Hey I don't feel bad. I don't care about what the people in Iran do. Fight for your freedom but that doesn't mean that me or my President has to get involved with your struggle. We, as a country have already taken over two countries in The Middle East and straight fucked it up, so why do I care about another group of people in The Middle East? I really don't have the time to care about their struggles. It's hard for me to pay my bills much less invest in a struggle of a group of people that don't look like me. HEY IRAN WISH YOU THE BEST! But I can't really give a fuck right now!

RANDOM BLOGGING: Conservatives want Obama to finish what Cheney started!

Why do so many conservatives want Obama to butt into Iran's business? Oh I know the answer. They are war mongers, imperialists and killers. They want President Obama to finish this Middle East annexation that Cheney and his regime started. They want him to take Iran and make them change the President. Gingrich, conservatives and other Republicans want him to bust heads because the people are in the streets. Well so what after 2000 and the run up to the war in Iraq people in America were in the streets. Gingrich and the other talking heads on the right said that those people didn't count and that they were sore losers. Sometimes I feel like some people wouldn't be happy unless America just took over every country and infringed upon the rights of Sovereign nations. FUCK CONSERVATIVES!

Random Blogging: Do we really need a North Korea?

Let's keep it real: when it comes to Korea, isn't South Korea more than enough? Why the fuck does the world even need a North Korea? All they do is try and start international fights, starve their people and worship some midget Asian that doesn't care about his own people who has a God complex. Here's my advice to President Obama: The next time Lil Kim Jong Il gets stupid and launches a test missile, threatens Nuclear War or kidnaps an American for no reason, INVADE THEM!. And if they don't roll over Nuke them and show them what a real Super Power is made of. Fuck them. I am getting tired of all they represent. NOTHING! This is a fight that America can win. And believe me The North Korean people, no matter how brain - washed they are would welcome American troops. The only thing stopping them from giving our soldiers flowers and chocolates would be the fact that they are too busy eating them due to consistent starvation. If Kim wants it then by all means bring it on!

random blogging : Please let Farve come back - Let him fuck up another team!

Is there a more uninteresting story than Brett Farve? I mean I think I would rather watch a 60 minutes profile on onions than listen to another report of him saying that he wants to come back. So what? Face it, the dude was lame for the last four years. If he wasn't white (Yeah I said it) they would have shown him the door a long time ago. After what he did with The Jets those last final games I am done with him. Peace to Farve.

Random Blogging - Nas and Kelis getting divorced - Oh yeah who gives a fuck!

Who gives a fuck that Nas and Kelis are splitting up? I always thought that they were the low budget Jay and Beyone anyway. And let's be honest: Kelis made Nas weak. I don't know the specifics but I am sure that their divorce had something to do with the fact that Nas finally realized Kelis had no talent unless she was laced with Skateboard P's beats and a crazy hair piece. Peace to them but really who give a fuck!

random blogging - hannah montana is number one at the box office?

So america is dumber than ever. Mall cop is number one then Tyler Perry and now this hick from The South, Miley Cyrus is number one. What the fuck is happening in America? A dumb renaissance? This is getting out of hand and to make matters worse Fast and Furious is still going strong at number 2. America is dumb no ifs and or buts.

random blogging - this is has not been a good week for Asians!

Between Lil Kim Jong Il The President of North Korea and that bitch ass serial killer that wiped out the immigration center and China's stranglehold on the American economy Asians are making the wrong kind of noise.
It used to be that the Asian was the guy that didn't look you in the eye when he gave you the change from your purchase or the woman that ruined your clothes at the dry cleaners or that smart ass bitch that wouldn't let you cheat on her math test. But now they are the killers, war mongers and the communist country that owns our currency. Times sure have changed!