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Score one for Buddha

Well now that Tiger Woods is on the leaderboard at Augusta I have to say that there is one person that should get all the credit; BUDDHA. Tiger Woods said during his infamous press conference in February that he was going to go back to the teachings of Buddha. I, like alot of others thought that he was full of shit but after seeing him smash the coarse and put himself on the leaderboard I kind of want to turn to Buddha too. And I bet so do the other pros on the tour. How bad must they feel? Tiger Woods has been gone for 6 months and he is still better than they are! If Tiger Woods wins this thing the wives of the professional golfers had better kiss their marriages goodbye. If fucking 20 women will get you a major the other guys on the tour are going to fuck 40 women because Tiger is double the golfer they are. If you are in last place you have to feel bad because you didn't even cheat on your wife and you still in last place. Buddha is going to have a lot of converts from the world of professional golf if this keeps up.

Tiger?

What's up with Tiger Woods? Why can't he just say, "look I'm into sex with different white women and I should never have gotten married. Oh and by the way I am going to totally catch wreck at The Masters." I wish he would just say that instead of giving lame speeches where he sounds illiterate and five minute lightning round interviews that don't tell the public anything new. The world was such a better place when men were allowed to bone random women and still act like they were happily married.

Sports Op -Eds: William C. Rhoden

William C. Rhoden feels that Tiger Woods' hiding and that the damage being done to his reputation has alot to do with the fact that he has not come out publicly and addressed the situation to the public.

If his representatives think this statement will put out the fire, they are wrong.
They have been wrong for 17 days. Anyone with compassion feels for the Woods family. But this was simply another carefully manicured statement shaped by high-priced image consultants and high-powered lawyers.

I like to read Rhoden because I like to believe that he has his finger on both the pulse of the core readers of The Times - predominantly white, progressive to upper middle class - and the Black readers that read the Times as well. No to mention that he still lives in Harlem and I see him more than I see a say Mike Lupica who is a total Dick Head!

The female Al Sharpton?

Yo. Gloria Allred is the business. She is now allegedly trying to represent all of the hoes that slept with Tiger Woods while he was married. She is treating it like a class - action suit? Can you imagine that these "women" will try and collect off the fact that they fucked a married man? Can you imagine? Talk about setting a precedent. If a woman for one minute begins to think that she can get paid for fucking a rich married man then what the fuck are the poor, working class married man supposed to do when they want a little strange? Stroke off? What chance will a married man working 9 to 5 have if all of the hoes start chasing a class - action lawsuits with rich married men? It's unfair.

Allred reminds me of Al Sharpton and actually I think she may be underrated as far as ambulance chasers go because she is actually an attorney too. She is a one - stop shop. She can hold the press conference, shake down a potential mark and threaten to take them to court. Full Service! Al has to charge you extra if you sue because he has to hire the lawyer. Allred is so powerful she made the producers of the View apologize for Joy Behar's remark on their show after she jokingly referred to her client, Rachel Uchitel, the first Tiger hoe, as a "hooker". When someone can intimidate you enough to make you apologize for saying something that everyone is thinking then she really is a bad bitch.

Tiger's statement

Mission: Destroy Tiger Woods life! Now Complete!

Wow, it's a wrap. Tiger Woods has pulled himself out of golf. Indefinitely. In a statement on his website, Tigerwoods.com Tiger Woods pretty much admitted to infidelity and as a result of it messing up his and his family's life. I don't really feel bad for him but I am just shocked that he let his desires get so out of control. Tiger is still the big man on campus. A cash - cow! The only reason some people (myself included) even think about golf. When he eventually returns the television ratings are going to be bigger than ever. Bigger than the dollar amount that he spends on condoms. He may no longer be the ideal spokesman for a product, but everyone and I mean everyone will be elbowing their way to the nearest television set to see his return to the sport that he has dominated for the last decade and some change. And if he's ever in contention for a major? Oh boy! Unless this incident has messed up his game, Tiger will be a ratings machine. And then and only then will he ever be able to put his professional life back together.

Tiger slowjam

Top Ten Ways We Can Tell That Tiger Woods is Black after all...

Top Ten Ways We Can Tell That Tiger Woods is Black after all...

10. Every last mistress of his is white.

9. Some of the mistresses look so skanky not even Charlie Sheen would fuck them

8. When he got into trouble the media immediately threw him under the bus

7. Only a brother would be sloppy enough to leave a message on a jump offs voicemail

6. He got into a car accident after getting beat and the police questioned him

5. In his house even in a moment of tragedy he is only surrounded by women

4. Despite the fact that his actions say "single" he keeps acting like he wants to be married

3. He's in his thirties and he's having a mid life crisis

2. All the money in the world can't take his problems away

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT WE CAN TELL THAT TIGER WOODS IS BLACK AFTER ALL...

1. The public is obsessed with his Dick!

Random Blogging: If Tiger had ever gotten his haircut in a Black Barbershop none of this would have ever happened!

I am not one to pile on but for real: Tiger Woods is one dumb motherfucker. If Tiger had any bit of the Black experience - shit - talking in the barbershop being one example - I doubt any of this would have ever happened. When you are in a world like he is make that WAS in; isolated, bulletproof, insulated and full of yes men, you really begin to think that you can do anything you want fuck hoes outside your marriage, pop pills and smoke weed and no one would ever know. Wrong! See, when you are around brothers especially brothers from an urban environment you will be humbled. Whether you like it or not. Whether it's in the aforementioned barbershop, the b-ball court or the locker room someone will test you and that is when you will begin to know your own limits. Understand that you are not perfect, you have flaws and your shit can be smelled a mile away. Tiger had to find his limits the hard way. On TMZ. On the front page of the National Enquirer. On The Today Show. Poor guy, if only he had embraced being Black for one second maybe he wouldn't know what it's like to be Black for the rest of his life.

Elin gives birth to a new baby or as she likes to call him - another 18%

Congratulations to Tiger Woods and his wife/ baby - making machine, Elin. She gave birth to the next Barack Obama yesterday. I love Tiger's pro game but his personal life is suspect. Not because I question whether he is happily married, because he seems to have a good relationship with his wife. 

But when you look at the blueprint of the Black athlete married to his white wife you know what happens; divorce, death and personal destruction. 

You want to take Tiger aside and say, "dude, you know what is going to happen when you come close to breaking Jack Nicklaus' record? They are going to kill her and make it look like you did it." 

Congratulations Tiger enjoy your son before he is a prop in a custody battle.