The female Al Sharpton?

Yo. Gloria Allred is the business. She is now allegedly trying to represent all of the hoes that slept with Tiger Woods while he was married. She is treating it like a class - action suit? Can you imagine that these "women" will try and collect off the fact that they fucked a married man? Can you imagine? Talk about setting a precedent. If a woman for one minute begins to think that she can get paid for fucking a rich married man then what the fuck are the poor, working class married man supposed to do when they want a little strange? Stroke off? What chance will a married man working 9 to 5 have if all of the hoes start chasing a class - action lawsuits with rich married men? It's unfair.

Allred reminds me of Al Sharpton and actually I think she may be underrated as far as ambulance chasers go because she is actually an attorney too. She is a one - stop shop. She can hold the press conference, shake down a potential mark and threaten to take them to court. Full Service! Al has to charge you extra if you sue because he has to hire the lawyer. Allred is so powerful she made the producers of the View apologize for Joy Behar's remark on their show after she jokingly referred to her client, Rachel Uchitel, the first Tiger hoe, as a "hooker". When someone can intimidate you enough to make you apologize for saying something that everyone is thinking then she really is a bad bitch.

Mission: Destroy Tiger Woods life! Now Complete!

Wow, it's a wrap. Tiger Woods has pulled himself out of golf. Indefinitely. In a statement on his website, Tigerwoods.com Tiger Woods pretty much admitted to infidelity and as a result of it messing up his and his family's life. I don't really feel bad for him but I am just shocked that he let his desires get so out of control. Tiger is still the big man on campus. A cash - cow! The only reason some people (myself included) even think about golf. When he eventually returns the television ratings are going to be bigger than ever. Bigger than the dollar amount that he spends on condoms. He may no longer be the ideal spokesman for a product, but everyone and I mean everyone will be elbowing their way to the nearest television set to see his return to the sport that he has dominated for the last decade and some change. And if he's ever in contention for a major? Oh boy! Unless this incident has messed up his game, Tiger will be a ratings machine. And then and only then will he ever be able to put his professional life back together.