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12/12/09

Mission: Destroy Tiger Woods life! Now Complete!


Wow, it's a wrap. Tiger Woods has pulled himself out of golf. Indefinitely. In a statement on his website, Tigerwoods.com Tiger Woods pretty much admitted to infidelity and as a result of it messing up his and his family's life. I don't really feel bad for him but I am just shocked that he let his desires get so out of control. Tiger is still the big man on campus. A cash - cow! The only reason some people (myself included) even think about golf. When he eventually returns the television ratings are going to be bigger than ever. Bigger than the dollar amount that he spends on condoms. He may no longer be the ideal spokesman for a product, but everyone and I mean everyone will be elbowing their way to the nearest television set to see his return to the sport that he has dominated for the last decade and some change. And if he's ever in contention for a major? Oh boy! Unless this incident has messed up his game, Tiger will be a ratings machine. And then and only then will he ever be able to put his professional life back together.

12/9/09

Random Blogging: If Tiger had ever gotten his haircut in a Black Barbershop none of this would have ever happened!

I am not one to pile on but for real: Tiger Woods is one dumb motherfucker. If Tiger had any bit of the Black experience - shit - talking in the barbershop being one example - I doubt any of this would have ever happened. When you are in a world like he is make that WAS in; isolated, bulletproof, insulated and full of yes men, you really begin to think that you can do anything you want fuck hoes outside your marriage, pop pills and smoke weed and no one would ever know. Wrong! See, when you are around brothers especially brothers from an urban environment you will be humbled. Whether you like it or not. Whether it's in the aforementioned barbershop, the b-ball court or the locker room someone will test you and that is when you will begin to know your own limits. Understand that you are not perfect, you have flaws and your shit can be smelled a mile away. Tiger had to find his limits the hard way. On TMZ. On the front page of the National Enquirer. On The Today Show. Poor guy, if only he had embraced being Black for one second maybe he wouldn't know what it's like to be Black for the rest of his life.