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Score one for Buddha

Well now that Tiger Woods is on the leaderboard at Augusta I have to say that there is one person that should get all the credit; BUDDHA. Tiger Woods said during his infamous press conference in February that he was going to go back to the teachings of Buddha. I, like alot of others thought that he was full of shit but after seeing him smash the coarse and put himself on the leaderboard I kind of want to turn to Buddha too. And I bet so do the other pros on the tour. How bad must they feel? Tiger Woods has been gone for 6 months and he is still better than they are! If Tiger Woods wins this thing the wives of the professional golfers had better kiss their marriages goodbye. If fucking 20 women will get you a major the other guys on the tour are going to fuck 40 women because Tiger is double the golfer they are. If you are in last place you have to feel bad because you didn't even cheat on your wife and you still in last place. Buddha is going to have a lot of converts from the world of professional golf if this keeps up.

THIS IS WHY HE IS THE BEST EVER!

If Peyton Manning wins The Super Bowl next week he is going to be considered the greatest quarterback of his generation, sorry Tom Brady. The way he takes games over and the way he calls plays at the line of scrimmage makes me want to be a quarterback and I never ever wanted to be a QB, I always wanted to be Lawrence Taylor. This clip illustrates a little why he is the man and why New Orleans has no chance to win next week.

not guilty

Master!

I fux with Gilbert Arenas

The war on Black athletes continues. I feel bad for my man Gilbert Arenas but I can no longer defend him. He plead guilty. I wish he just said to someone: "Hey I didn't want to shoot anyone. Okay, I did want to shoot Shaq and that is why I had these guns. He was fucking my baby mama and I had enough of being embarrassed all over the blogosphere. It's one thing to have some people know about it, but when everyone knows that you are kissing Shaq's dick when you are kissing the mother of your children it can be a bit too much to take." Well, for now Agent Zero is facing a different type of full court press and he has bigger problems to worry about than just executing plays after a time out. I wish the best to him and his family. The high- stakes parlor game of "Let's see what Black athlete we can put in jail for no reason for no other reason than we wish we were him" continues.

Random Blogging: Barry you know they are coming after you!

You know who the next target is! Barry Lamar Bonds. After he fucked over the record books with his home run barrage the press has worked hard to get McGwire to come clean so that they can go after Barry without it being said that they were being biased. Now will come the calls for Barry to "come clean". If I am Barry I am going to be as defiant as I was in the first place. Fuck Costas and the rest of the racist sports media that never said anything about McGwire until he bitched out in front of Congress. Barry is the King of the steroid era and it is what it is!

BALLS IN YOUR FACE (NO BRUNO)

Travis Leslie gets it in. Poor dude from Kentucky got Balls in his face (No Bruno).

THE GREATEST EVER!

LARRY LEGEND!

Sports Op -Eds: William C. Rhoden

William C. Rhoden feels that Tiger Woods' hiding and that the damage being done to his reputation has alot to do with the fact that he has not come out publicly and addressed the situation to the public.

If his representatives think this statement will put out the fire, they are wrong.
They have been wrong for 17 days. Anyone with compassion feels for the Woods family. But this was simply another carefully manicured statement shaped by high-priced image consultants and high-powered lawyers.

I like to read Rhoden because I like to believe that he has his finger on both the pulse of the core readers of The Times - predominantly white, progressive to upper middle class - and the Black readers that read the Times as well. No to mention that he still lives in Harlem and I see him more than I see a say Mike Lupica who is a total Dick Head!

Mission: Destroy Tiger Woods life! Now Complete!

Wow, it's a wrap. Tiger Woods has pulled himself out of golf. Indefinitely. In a statement on his website, Tigerwoods.com Tiger Woods pretty much admitted to infidelity and as a result of it messing up his and his family's life. I don't really feel bad for him but I am just shocked that he let his desires get so out of control. Tiger is still the big man on campus. A cash - cow! The only reason some people (myself included) even think about golf. When he eventually returns the television ratings are going to be bigger than ever. Bigger than the dollar amount that he spends on condoms. He may no longer be the ideal spokesman for a product, but everyone and I mean everyone will be elbowing their way to the nearest television set to see his return to the sport that he has dominated for the last decade and some change. And if he's ever in contention for a major? Oh boy! Unless this incident has messed up his game, Tiger will be a ratings machine. And then and only then will he ever be able to put his professional life back together.

Top Ten Ways We Can Tell That Tiger Woods is Black after all...

Top Ten Ways We Can Tell That Tiger Woods is Black after all...

10. Every last mistress of his is white.

9. Some of the mistresses look so skanky not even Charlie Sheen would fuck them

8. When he got into trouble the media immediately threw him under the bus

7. Only a brother would be sloppy enough to leave a message on a jump offs voicemail

6. He got into a car accident after getting beat and the police questioned him

5. In his house even in a moment of tragedy he is only surrounded by women

4. Despite the fact that his actions say "single" he keeps acting like he wants to be married

3. He's in his thirties and he's having a mid life crisis

2. All the money in the world can't take his problems away

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT WE CAN TELL THAT TIGER WOODS IS BLACK AFTER ALL...

1. The public is obsessed with his Dick!

FREE PLAX!

Sometimes I wonder if Plaxico Burress is part of some sick twisted game of, "which Black athlete can America persecute next." Between him, Mike Vick and the dude from Oregon who set it on that kid I wonder if it's safe to make your child an athlete. At this point if I have a son I will make sure he does something nerdy like play an instrument or become a doctor. He may still get shot in the back by some crooked overzealous cops but at least he won't be unfairly persecuted by racist, haters, the media and conservative sell out monkeys for mistakes he makes off of the playing field. I for one am getting sick with the way most people think it is okay to take away a man's freedom for mistakes that don't affect other human beings. Kill a dog go to jail, shoot yourself go to jail, speak out against the government go to jail. It's like people are so jealous of the gifts that the Creator has gifted with these athletes that they want to have them locked up so they don't have to be reminded of their own personal shortcomings. If David Paterson has any GUTS he will commute this man's sentence and let him get back to the business of being a husband to his wife and a Father to his children and unborn seed.

HE'S OFFICIALLY DONE

Big Scapegoat

The Klan members with microphones, recording devices, typewriters and passwords to their own websites are at it again. As much as I love baseball and The New York Yankees I can't believe those loud mouths are trying to make David Ortiz, the famed Boston Red Sox slugger, the face of performance enhancing drugs. As a matter of fact the media are trying to make him and fellow Dominican baseball All - Star Manny Ramirez the scapegoats in this whole steroid culture era. WTF? Really? Has anyone noticed that the only people that, for the exception of Jason Grimsley, have had their names exposed on that list of over 100 men that tested positive for banned substances have belonged to Black and Brown men? I have. This shit is ridiculous. Now the media has assumed that since both Papi and Manny tested positive in 2003 that they were playing "dirty" in 2004 and 2007, making the Red Sox World Series chips null and void. Innocent until proven guilty doesn't mean anything unless you are white in this country and the sports world. Hold your head Papi, I am riding with you even though you are a part of Red Sox Nation.

Why is Mike Vick still not playing Football yet?

I am getting tired of the NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. REAL TIRED! He doesn't want to let Mike Vick play even though he has already served more than two years in prison. Why on Earth can't he play? What the hell does he need to do? He already gave up two years of freedom and salary and Goodell is splaying games with his life. This is why our kids have to stop becoming athletes. Because they don't understand that no matter how much money and fame they gain they still won't be FREE. They locked my man up on dogfighting charges. That is the ultimate disrespect. Put in jail like some rapist, thief or murderer because he fought dogs. FUCK DOGS. I never thought that Mike Vick was a good quarterback but I never thought that he should be in jail either. If there is justice on this Earth Vick will win the lottery for the amount of money that he lost due to this bullshit so then he can tell that pussy acting like the lord Commissioner Goodell to GO eat a dick

random sightings - Deron Williams

Was at the Gucci store (shameless plug) buying something for wifey (Brownie Points please) and I saw the boy Deron Williams from The Utah Jazz. At first I didn't know it was him. I thought he was some dude I knew from the block until I realized that I was in the Gucci store and I don't know anyone from the block that would be in The Gucci Store. He was there with his wife and baby. He was supercool told me his name when I asked him (cause I had forgotten who he was) and seemed like he enjoyed spending his money on wifey. Deron Williams, another victim in the world of Harlem Hubris celebrity random sightings.

If the Birdman was Black he would be vilified!

I love the Nuggets. Remember I picked them as my personal choice to go to the NBA finals because of their limitless cast of characters but this Birdman thing is killing me. Let's keep it real, if he were Black he would not be getting the sympathies that he gets. Dude just came off a drug suspension (not the steroids kind but good old - fashioned cocaine kind) and he hams it up every time he makes a play. He blocks a shot, he flaps his wings. He dunks the ball, he flaps his wings. He ties his shoe, he flaps his wings. This guy is the white Dennis Rodman and they are glorifying him. Don't the same kids that watch Black players hot dog watch this guy? What happened to the thing about being a bad role model. Mike Breen and the rest of the analysts that sign off on Birdman are big - time hypocrites!