
10. There is an unwritten rule that Senators can not look like female impersonators.
9. Governor David Patterson simply could not SEE how badly she wanted the job.
8. One female Senator with limited skills and a popular last name was more than enough.
7. Governor Patterson started to get second thoughts about her when he found out that she
was thinking about making her campaign slogan, "remember my daddy, he got shot in the
head, vote for me"
6. Let's keep it real: The family is cursed. No one wants that type of karma in the U.S. Capitol.
5. Because you know, she just isn't, you know, ready for the job.
4. Two words: Nanny Problems.
3. The only issue that she was clear on was entitlements. As in, she was entitled to get the
job because of her last name.
2. It was really for Ted Kennedy. Governor Patterson didn't want to give him a reason to get
drunk.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY CAROLINE KENNEDY WAS NOT APPOINTED TO JUNIOR SENATOR OF NEW YORK STATE................................................................................
1. At the end of the day not only was she NO John F. Kennedy she wasn't even Jaime Kennedy