Top ten things that I am giving up for lent...
10. Watching interracial pornography
9. Watching my wife watch me watch interracial pornography
8. Talking to my mother while I watch my wife watch me watch interracial pornography
7. Embracing anti - semitism
6. Buying weed from tenement buildings next to police stations
5. listening to investment tips from Bernie Madoff
4. Tripping blind people
3. Reading the New York Post and my vow of NOT slapping Austalian newspaper editors
2. Watching BET with the hope that they will produce something of value
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT I WILL BE GIVING UP FOR LENT......
1. Defending A - ROD
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