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I WOULD SO FUCK MARY JANE WATSON AND DARE PETER PARKER TO SAY SOMETHING...

Saw this on a website called Indo and I like it. It is a picture of my favorite kind of white woman, curvy, big chested and redheaded. Way rarer than a blonde. It is a picture of Mary Jane Watson and who cares what else. If she was real my marriage would be in trouble...

Judy Jetson is cute! She's way over 18 now, right?

I think Judy Jetson is hot. And I think she would be either a Paris Hilton type or one of the skanks that would blow Tiger Woods after a first date. If the Jetsons were real she definitely would have brought home a Black boy and made George pull his hair out while Jane casually flirted with him over dinner and Elroy asked inappropriate questions like, "How big is your penis?"

Can we talk about comic book pussy and threeways?

ok I am the first to admit it, I have in my life thought about having sex with comic book and cartoon characters. I know alot of people do it so I am not ashamed. But I don't know if most people have thought about having threesomes with them as well. But if you did wouldn't you think about Betty and Veronica? The two females in The Archie Comic book series? It seems like they are tailor made for this particular type of fantasy. Anyway, look at this picture and tell me if you don't think the cartoonists have dirty thoughts on their mind. 

Archie to jump the broom?

After reading my homegirl's website Our Urban Odyssey I find out that Archie Andrews, the red headed, freckle faced Riverdale dwelling young man is planning to get married to longtime girlfriend Veronica Lake. I admit it, I read the occasional Archie comic as a child. Contrary to popular belief it wasn't JUST for girls. Think about it every page you had a joke, a shirt showing a tit and an ass in your face. And of course all red  - blooded boys would love to live a life where you must choose between the rich, spoiled and domineering brunette Veronica that looks like she puts out or the middle class, docile and BLONDE Betty that looks like she will just let you get to third base and tease you until she really gives it up to Reggie or Jughead on a drunk night! Here's the cover that I first saw on, must plug once again, Our Urban Odyssey.

Can we talk about..comic book pussy?

I always loved Elektra. Before she became a character in the Ben Affleck film disaster and was played by alright - looking Jennifer Garner, she was the comic book chick that had Mathew Murdoch's  ( Daredevil's real name ) nose wide open. She was killed by the evil villain Bullseye but before her demise, Frank Miller, the archetype of everything cool in comic book writing made her both dangerous and sexy. Not only could she kill you with one of her fancy Wolverine - style pokers but she could probably suck you off like you had never been sucked off before (too graphic?). This picture says it all. You don't know whether to fight this bitch back or lay down on your back and let her cowgirl you. Suffice it to say, I would choose choice number 2!

the illest villain - the joker!

of all the villains in the comic sci - fi world, the joker is the illest.

he has no origin, no reason to be the way he is but that's just what makes him great. that's what makes him the illest.

he's smart and deadly and a comic riot. nothing is better than the way he kills somebody and then tells a joke about it. heath ledger played the hell out of him in the dark knight movie. rest in peace, heath.

Can we talk about..comic book pussy?

Before Barack Obama became the first African American President, Ororo Monroe had already made history as the first African American (She was from Egypt) to run a super hero crew. Not to mention the tightest crew at that. When Scott Summers left the X - Men to heal his physical, mental and emotional wounds after the death of Jean Grey, Storm, The wind - rider, took over the job as field leader of the X- men with Charles Xavier, Professor X calling the shots with Cerebro from his mansion. Only a true leader can lead a team with such diverse members as the wild Wolverine, mysterious Nightcrawler, teenage Kitty Pride, the innocent Colossus and the former enemy turned team member Rogue. And let's face it she wasn't hard to look at. Besides her long white hair, deep blue eyes and chocolate brown skin the fact that Storm could make it rain, snow or hot while you boned her had to be the ultimate turn on for ghetto geeks just going through puberty.