Dare I say it, Brooklyn Decker is currently the baddest chick in the game!

I like Andy Roddick but let's face fact; when it came to this year's current US open draw I didn't care too much how he finished. I want to see a Nadal - Federer final. But I did want him to stick around as long as he could because his WIZ, Brooklyn Decker is a bona fide hottie. I know it really shouldn't be about her but I can't help it, she is one bad chick. This is Andy's squeeze and for as long as he was in the tournament the cameras were guaranteed to place the spotlight on her. Oh well, now that Andy is gone from the tourney it's time for me to look at the other male player's wive and Serena's butt for excitement.

WHITE GIRL ALERT - FAVORITE WHITE GIRL OF THE MOMENT - LIESCHEN BOATES!

Just saw this girl on Kanye's blog. Her name is Lieschen Boates and I do know this: She is Black girl hater proof. She is South African. So she is African American. So if a sista saw you with this chick on your arm she would have to be straight!

Kate Moss is a WILF

Hey say what you want about Kate Moss but she is hot for a cokewhore. There is something about a chick especially a white one that looks like she will do anything in the bedroom and anything outside of it. And you know you can hit because she fucked that drugged out dude from England! Pete Doherty? Really? Dude looks like he pisses heroin and shits crackrocks. I know I could bone. All I or you or anyone for that matter would need is a dollar bill, cocaine and a hotel room. give it up for Kate Moss a Woman I Would Love To ......

My favorite White girl Hall Of Fame!

Of all the authors that I love reading, Stephen King, Dan Brown, Claude Brown and myself of course, the one author that has a special place in my heart is Judy Blume.

By attending elementary school in the admittedly non - Black neighborhood on the Upper West side I was encouraged to read a lot of Judy Blume novels. Starting with Dear God, it's me Margaret and other classics like Super Fudge, Judy Blume always managed to enagage me even though her characters were not like me. I loved the way that she painted life of teenagers living in Manhattan. I also loved the way she wrote. Even though she was a female she didn't write like one (I know it's sexist for me to write that but hey this is my blog). Her words weren't flowery or her characters female concentrated. I forever will love Judy Blume. If I was single I would try and date her just so that she could tell me about all the characters that she wrote about. Okay and I would make her read Super fudge out loud while I banged her. There I said it!