Top Ten Ways We Can Tell That Tiger Woods is Black after all...
10. Every last mistress of his is white.
9. Some of the mistresses look so skanky not even Charlie Sheen would fuck them
8. When he got into trouble the media immediately threw him under the bus
7. Only a brother would be sloppy enough to leave a message on a jump offs voicemail
6. He got into a car accident after getting beat and the police questioned him
5. In his house even in a moment of tragedy he is only surrounded by women
4. Despite the fact that his actions say "single" he keeps acting like he wants to be married
3. He's in his thirties and he's having a mid life crisis
2. All the money in the world can't take his problems away
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT WE CAN TELL THAT TIGER WOODS IS BLACK AFTER ALL...
1. The public is obsessed with his Dick!