do you remember... The Bionic Six?

the illest villain - the joker!

of all the villains in the comic sci - fi world, the joker is the illest.

he has no origin, no reason to be the way he is but that's just what makes him great. that's what makes him the illest.

he's smart and deadly and a comic riot. nothing is better than the way he kills somebody and then tells a joke about it. heath ledger played the hell out of him in the dark knight movie. rest in peace, heath.

Do you Remember...The gummi bears? - no homo!

I'm not saying that The Gummi Bears was a gay cartoon but let me put it this way: It was not the first cartoon that boys bragged about watching. I loved this cartoon but was too ahsamed then and even have a little problem now that I watched it. Every saturday morning. The Gummi Bears was a welcome change to the stuff that I watched during the week. Instead of the violent, macho cartoons of GI JOE , HE MAN and The Transformers, the writers of the gummi bear gave you humor, action and adventure.
Let me write it this way; I loved the gummi bears but feel the pressing need to say "no homo" after that i admit that i watched it.

Can we talk about..cartoon pussy?

Can we talk about Smurfette, the original cartoon slut? you know she was getting bagged like every night. there was 100 dudes and one her. even poppa smurf had a turn. he was poking her. you know that he did not need viagra either, he just looked into his magic book and got his smurf hard as hell. let's not even go into handy smurf and smurfette. you think they called him handy for what he did with his tools? hell no he was handy with smurfette. i could go on for days but i will end with this: NBC is wrong for promoting a show about 100 men and one chick. i don't even want to get into the type of sick shit that was going on when sassette came into the mix

THIS INTRO WAS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN THE LAST TWO SPIDER MAN MOVIES!

Do You Remember...Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse?

Remember these guys? It was a take off on batman and robin and itchy and scratchy are a take off of these guys. Listen to the bassline in the intro and you can definitely hear the "I'm Bad" bassline by ll cool j.
here's a short
enjoy:

Can we talk about..cartoon pussy?

Now listen we all have thought about it: If I were a cartoon and had a chance to screw another cartoon character I would screw...
Well tonight I want to nominate Lady Jaye from G.I. Joe. I know what you are saying, "come on roc that's flint's girl." Look, I am not trying to jam up Flint but I have a thing for a chick that looks good, is athletic and can throw some of those explosive sticks from her backpack. I'm sorry call me crazy but i want Lady Jaye to yell "Yo Joe" for once in my life without her talking about Cobra.

Do You Remember...Voltron?...

I thought that I had waxed poetic about this particular cartoon classic earlier but I couldn't find it.

Truthfully, I don't know how i missed it, but in terms of cartoons Voltron was one of the all - time best. The way the five dudes and then later the princess would fight as the lions then realize that they didn't have it and that it was time to form Voltron. Damnn. The Voltron got crazy with the explorers that turned cars into voltron. I was confused. Watching this clip brings me back to the day when television was the only thing that got me high.

Fuck G- unit, Do You Remember G - Force?...

Do You Remember when you would watch Battle of the Planets and the crew called G- Force would get their thing in action? This cartoon was the shit and it was seriously a precursor for the future Japanimated classics like Voltron and Transformers. The intro would always get me hyped...Enjoy!

Do you remember...THE THUNDERCATS and THE SILVERHAWKS?

If you were a latchkey kid, like me, then you must remember Lion - O and the rest of his crew; The Thundercats. For some reason, Lion - O, the leader/main character was the son of a King of an alien planet and was sent to earth to save his race and people. The typical Superman/ Jesus Christ story. The only thing about The Thundercats was that in order to get his full power Lion - O would have to bite He- man and call out to his sword (the all seeing eye). The question I would always ask was: Why didn't he just call out before and get the fight over with from the get - go. Not to mention the villain Mumm - Ra that would seem to change into an even more evil person every time there was a a fight. One last thing: Was I the only that noticed that Panthro the black - sounding Thundercat was the driver.



Then there was the rip - off: The Silverhawks. This seemed to be a product of a meeting with producers of The Thundercats trying to get that cartoon spinoff money. Even though I watched the silverhawks, i still am not clear on what the premise of this show was. Maybe someone out there can help me. They were from outer space looking for something???

do you remember...HE - MAN and his twin sister SHE - RA?

Do you remember He - Man and the MAsters Of the Universe? This was not only crazy but it turned out to be the gayest cartoon ever. He - Man was really prince that had a high voice and a gay cat. But when he pulled out his big "Sword" he became He - Man a big buff warrior for castle Grayskull and his kingdom. If they make this into a feature film, I would recommend that if you are a man and straight that you don't see it in Chelsea, Mission or any other gay neighborhood in America. You may see some things in the theater that you were not prepared for.

Then it was time to take it to the next level. The Producers realized they had a gold mine with He -  Man and the toys that they were selling (the real secret of the 80's cartoon biz was that all of the cartoons were toys first. The cartoons were de facto commercials that soon became bigger than the toys) so they decided to get into the girl game. He _ man all of a sudden had a twin sister that had been separated from and his family at birth. She coincidentally enough had powers and was coincidentally enough fighting a villain Hordeak (Sp) that taught Skeletor, He- Man's nemesis the bad guy game. It really got ridiculous and jump the shark stupid but here it is; The intro for those of you that remember SHE  - RA: