MOTHER OF THE YEAR - NOT! AWARD

GOTS TO GIVE THE MOTHER OF THE YEAR - NOT! AWARD TO CASEY WILSON, THE MOTHER THAT ALLEGEDLY KILLED HER THREE YEAR OLD BABY, CALEY. THIS CHICK WAS SO IRRESPONSIBLE THAT FRANKIE THE MOM FROM THE KEYSHA COLE SHOW THINKS SHE IS A HORIBLE PARENT. THIS CRYSTAL METH SEEMS LIKE IT TAKES A HOLD OF PEOPLE. DAMN. THIS HUBIE GOES TO THIS HORRIBLE BITCH (IF SHE DID IT) SHE WAS A LIAR, A MANIPULATOR AND A MURDERER. FUCK HER IN THE ASS WITH AIDS TAINTED DILDOS (IF SHE DID IT) I HOPE SHE ROTS IN HELL (IF SHE DID IT)

Glad you are dead award - Jesse Helms

No one is happier than me that racist, segregationist and overall asshole Jesse Helms spit the bit on July 4th. I was so happy whe he died that I started whistling Dixie.

THE SHOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL SUPER OLD AWARD - HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

Can you have an even gayer show than High School Musical? The stars are stars but I am trying to figure out why they are so famous? Why they are so popular? This show is basically a remix of kids incorporated and bad Elvis movies. When something like this is super popular it makes me feel old as hell because not only don't i get it but i don't care to get it.

DAMN HOMIE, IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU USED TO BE THE MAN HOMIE AWARD - DAME DASH

How could you fall of like Dame Dash? Dude had all the money in the world the other day but now he is losing homes and ending his marriage. Poor guy. At the end of the day, it was Jay Z that made the Roc Pop. Poor guy. Hopefully he will have a better year in 2009 than he had in 2008.

THE ROGER TROUTMAN AWARD! - T - PAIN

this guy has made a living off of not being able to sing. it is out of control how he is the man and no one is really challenging the fact that he is a gimmick with gold fronts. i don't want to hate on the dude but damn he is a poor excuse for an artist. ron browz looks like he is going to get this award in 2009

WORST AWARDS SHOW OF THE YEAR AWARD - THE MTV VMA's

i have seen alot of award shows in my lifetime but I have to say that this show was THE WORST piece of shit award show that I have ever saw and I am including the Source Awards in that mix. The show was so bad that MTV never really did the normal thing that they usually do and re run the program adnauseum. Even they knew that once was more than enough

HOW IS HE FAMOUS AWARD? - LIL WAYNE

the past year I have been asking myself: how in the world is lil wayne famous? it's not like he is new or anything. It's not like he is a good lyricist. It's not like he didn't kiss a man on the mouth (oh wait) but this year lil wayne finally had the career breakthrough that he had been hoping for. not only did he go from being a drug addicted boy that was known as baby's son to a #1 selling artist with 8 grammy nominations but now he is mainstream. I just heard him doing voice overs for gatorade commercials. I feel bad for guys that actually have skills and didn't get where they are on a gimmick. but fuck it he did the damned thing and he is now the number one guy in music. WOW! Somewhere 50 cent is wondering who he has to kiss on the mouth to be famous and relevant again

WORST KEPT SECRET OF THE YEAR AWARD - CLAY AIKEN

Who didn't see this coming besides Clay Aiken's lover when he was on his knees? This guy had G-A-Y written all over his face. Not that anything is wrong with that but come on. What's next Tevin Campbell coming out of the closet? I mean did we need an announcement. In my opinion he should never have been ashamed for being gay but he damned sure should have been ashamed for being on American Idol.

THE MOST RIDICULOUS COUPLE OF THE YEAR - BRANGELINA

No couple is more annoying than these two and that includes Jay and Beyonce. Besides Benjamin Button I don't remember any movie that either one of them have made that was good. Wanted was some bullshit. While they both claim to love children I need more proof than those two procreating and having them back to back and selling their pictures to the highest bidder to people magazine. I hope we get less of these two in 09.

MOST OVERHYPED MOVIE OF THE YEAR - THE MIRACLE AT ST. ANNA

this movie was the worse. like i had written before it was overhyped and had the potential to be good but just like a Morehouse man Spike starts off good and ends horribly. This movie was so bad that I was rooting for the Nazis

CRACKHEAD OF THE YEAR - AMY WINEHOUSE

this chick makes dmx seem regular. this chick got so high this year that she overdosed on marijuana. she makes poor crackheads look good. And to make matters worse she won grammy awards. I think if she is still alive at the end of this year that it will be more of a miracle than her making a record without that crackpipe sound.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR AWARD - SPENCER PRATT

come on, who else but the guy with the flesh colored beard should win this award? all throughout the media outlets this man is marketed as the biggest douchebag of the year. does it matter that his character is fake? no, i bet the real spencer pratt is even more of a douchebag off - camera.

C.U.NextTUESDAY AWARD - Sarah Palin

who else should get this? sure the mom who killed her baby or the woman who faked a rape and then blamed it on an obama supporter but when you enter the national political scene out of nowhere and manage to both bring people together and divide them while simultaneously faking a pregnancy, exploiting your learning disabled grandchild/daughter you are a cunt. plain and simple. her lack of depth, knowledge and class clearly demonstrated to all what her party had to go on in this election: personality and fear. palin has said that she may not be done in the national political arena and that she may run for national office again.... comedy writers are collectively jizzing in their pants.

the o.j. simpson - fall from grace award!

The worst was when this guy cried like a bitch before his sentencing. Come on juice Man up.

THE ACOONEMY AWARDS! MONDAY JANUARY 5TH

this monday we will have the most illmatic year end list. tell a friend tell an enemy.

THE HARLEM HUBRIS ACOONEMY AWARDS ARE COMING - THE HUBIES!

well it's that time of year - the end when magazines, television shows and yes bloggers like myself make either year - end lists or yearly awards for the biggest stories of the year. harlem hubris is no different. in two weeks the harlem hubris acoonemy awards - some people call them the hubies - will be revealed. beleive me you will love it.