Seriously Sarah Palin is dumb

I can't believe that Sarah Palin is still around. I can't believe that anyone that does not want to fuck her would listen to anything she says. Why would they listen to her about anything that doesn't revolve around failed campaigns, quitting your job half way through or poor family planning? Sean Hannity propping her up like she is alarming. She is a joke that hasn't been funny since Tina Fey.

Random Blogging: Bye Bitch! Palin is done...

Sarah Palin, the former Republican Vice - Presidential nominee and let's keep it real the left's and comedian's famous whipping girl is done. She quit her job as Governor of Alaska. While some speculate that she is gearing up for a Presidential run in 2012, others say that she is trying to get out of the game because of some impending but as yet unseen scandal. While either may be true the fact of the matter remains that she is, by judging from her rambling, stumbling and bumbling press conference, going to entertain the masses before she steps away permanently. 

C.U.NextTUESDAY AWARD - Sarah Palin

who else should get this? sure the mom who killed her baby or the woman who faked a rape and then blamed it on an obama supporter but when you enter the national political scene out of nowhere and manage to both bring people together and divide them while simultaneously faking a pregnancy, exploiting your learning disabled grandchild/daughter you are a cunt. plain and simple. her lack of depth, knowledge and class clearly demonstrated to all what her party had to go on in this election: personality and fear. palin has said that she may not be done in the national political arena and that she may run for national office again.... comedy writers are collectively jizzing in their pants.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY SARAH PALIN SPENT 150 K ON HER WARDROBE...

10. It was cheaper than putting lipstick on a pig
9. It’s an investment for her next campaign - the one for president in 2012
8. When you incite racial and class hatred you can’t do it in an outfit from H and M
7. If she is going to constantly look stupid and like an idiot on national television day after day the least she can get is a louis
bag
6. The outfits help her stay in touch with the common woman. The common woman that gets to go on shopping sprees in malls
5. Because unlike Michelle she doesn't have the inner beauty to truly understand that you don't need expensive marked up
clothing to look beautiful. Just a nice fat ass
4. You need to get your mind off the fact that you like a woman who is known more for being funny than for being beautiful
3. Because really really deep through all that down - home talk, winking at the camera and pretending to be a proud small town
mom from Alaska, she really is a hillbilly and was just happy to go shopping at a place that didn't have mart at the end of it's
name.
2. Because she needed something to wear to constantly warn America of Barack Obama's plans to be a socialist while she takes gifts that were given to her by the redistribution of republican party wealth.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY SARAH PALIN SPENT 150 K ON HER WARDROBE...
1. That's what jesus would do if he was an insensitive, inexperienced, puppet candidate with hillbilly blood running through his veins.