I dislike both - what do i do?

With the recent fighting between Representatives Allen West and Debbie Wasserman Schultz both from Florida puts me in a conundrum. My Nation Of Islam training tells me to hate 25/20's and Jews but to equally hate sellout monkey Black Uncle Toms as well. I don't know who to root for in this fight. To be fair when Schultz made her crack about West ignoring the needs of his constituency it seemde like an innocuous enough comment. But West went hard body at old girl and hurt the yenta's feelings. He basically bought an Uzi to a knife fight. I was all set to say to take his side based on his color alone ( I admit it ) until he went on racist bomb thrower Mark Levin's radio show and had this to say:

The thing that really most aggravates me is that there is this double standard and that the people on the hard left can continue to attack conservatives and especially minority conservatives and female conservatives. But yet when you stand up and say you will not tolerate this anymore then they claim to be a victim which I find absolutely laughable.

People who are black conservatives – I grew up in the inner city, strong values, came from a strong military family and background – what we do is we totally invalidate the liberal social welfare policies and programs. I’m a threat because I’m the guy who got off of their 21st century plantation and they cannot afford to have such a strong voice as mine out there reverberating and resonating across this country.The thing that really most aggravates me is that there is this double standard and that the people on the hard left can continue to attack conservatives and especially minority conservatives and female conservatives. But yet when you stand up and say you will not tolerate this anymore then they claim to be a victim which I find absolutely laughable.

I can't deal with this dude. He is the living dream for the conservative right. A well-spoken successful Black man that wants to act like racism doesn't exist. I hate those types WAY more than I hate Yentas. I'm with Schultz on this one. As long as she stays quiet.

Levi is going to be raped - repeatedly!

Well, well, well. What do we have here? A child murderer on his way to jail. Forever. Even though I have never been to jail I know one thing about jail mentality; Child molesters and predators are like food to the other inmates. There is nothing lower you can be. With news of Levi Aron's indictment I have been thinking about what will and should be done to him in jail. I personally vote for constant uninterrupted raping. For Levi's sake New York should re - institute the death penalty. Because there are some things worse than death. Chief among them; being gang - raped by a bunch of muscle bound Bloods with penises bigger than baseball bats. #No Morehouse! I don't know what kind of protective custody they have in jail but trust and believe - Levi will SURELY need it.

ACOONEMY AWARDS COMING SOON!

That's right the Acoonemy Awards is coming soon. The year end or whenever I feel like it presentation of the biggest and craziest stories of the year. Tell a friend.

Coming December 17, 2009: Acoonemy Award Nominations!

MOTHER OF THE YEAR - NOT! AWARD

GOTS TO GIVE THE MOTHER OF THE YEAR - NOT! AWARD TO CASEY WILSON, THE MOTHER THAT ALLEGEDLY KILLED HER THREE YEAR OLD BABY, CALEY. THIS CHICK WAS SO IRRESPONSIBLE THAT FRANKIE THE MOM FROM THE KEYSHA COLE SHOW THINKS SHE IS A HORIBLE PARENT. THIS CRYSTAL METH SEEMS LIKE IT TAKES A HOLD OF PEOPLE. DAMN. THIS HUBIE GOES TO THIS HORRIBLE BITCH (IF SHE DID IT) SHE WAS A LIAR, A MANIPULATOR AND A MURDERER. FUCK HER IN THE ASS WITH AIDS TAINTED DILDOS (IF SHE DID IT) I HOPE SHE ROTS IN HELL (IF SHE DID IT)

Glad you are dead award - Jesse Helms

No one is happier than me that racist, segregationist and overall asshole Jesse Helms spit the bit on July 4th. I was so happy whe he died that I started whistling Dixie.

THE SHOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL SUPER OLD AWARD - HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

Can you have an even gayer show than High School Musical? The stars are stars but I am trying to figure out why they are so famous? Why they are so popular? This show is basically a remix of kids incorporated and bad Elvis movies. When something like this is super popular it makes me feel old as hell because not only don't i get it but i don't care to get it.

DAMN HOMIE, IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU USED TO BE THE MAN HOMIE AWARD - DAME DASH

How could you fall of like Dame Dash? Dude had all the money in the world the other day but now he is losing homes and ending his marriage. Poor guy. At the end of the day, it was Jay Z that made the Roc Pop. Poor guy. Hopefully he will have a better year in 2009 than he had in 2008.

THE ROGER TROUTMAN AWARD! - T - PAIN

this guy has made a living off of not being able to sing. it is out of control how he is the man and no one is really challenging the fact that he is a gimmick with gold fronts. i don't want to hate on the dude but damn he is a poor excuse for an artist. ron browz looks like he is going to get this award in 2009

WORST AWARDS SHOW OF THE YEAR AWARD - THE MTV VMA's

i have seen alot of award shows in my lifetime but I have to say that this show was THE WORST piece of shit award show that I have ever saw and I am including the Source Awards in that mix. The show was so bad that MTV never really did the normal thing that they usually do and re run the program adnauseum. Even they knew that once was more than enough

HOW IS HE FAMOUS AWARD? - LIL WAYNE

the past year I have been asking myself: how in the world is lil wayne famous? it's not like he is new or anything. It's not like he is a good lyricist. It's not like he didn't kiss a man on the mouth (oh wait) but this year lil wayne finally had the career breakthrough that he had been hoping for. not only did he go from being a drug addicted boy that was known as baby's son to a #1 selling artist with 8 grammy nominations but now he is mainstream. I just heard him doing voice overs for gatorade commercials. I feel bad for guys that actually have skills and didn't get where they are on a gimmick. but fuck it he did the damned thing and he is now the number one guy in music. WOW! Somewhere 50 cent is wondering who he has to kiss on the mouth to be famous and relevant again

WORST KEPT SECRET OF THE YEAR AWARD - CLAY AIKEN

Who didn't see this coming besides Clay Aiken's lover when he was on his knees? This guy had G-A-Y written all over his face. Not that anything is wrong with that but come on. What's next Tevin Campbell coming out of the closet? I mean did we need an announcement. In my opinion he should never have been ashamed for being gay but he damned sure should have been ashamed for being on American Idol.

THE MOST RIDICULOUS COUPLE OF THE YEAR - BRANGELINA

No couple is more annoying than these two and that includes Jay and Beyonce. Besides Benjamin Button I don't remember any movie that either one of them have made that was good. Wanted was some bullshit. While they both claim to love children I need more proof than those two procreating and having them back to back and selling their pictures to the highest bidder to people magazine. I hope we get less of these two in 09.

MOST OVERHYPED MOVIE OF THE YEAR - THE MIRACLE AT ST. ANNA

this movie was the worse. like i had written before it was overhyped and had the potential to be good but just like a Morehouse man Spike starts off good and ends horribly. This movie was so bad that I was rooting for the Nazis

CRACKHEAD OF THE YEAR - AMY WINEHOUSE

this chick makes dmx seem regular. this chick got so high this year that she overdosed on marijuana. she makes poor crackheads look good. And to make matters worse she won grammy awards. I think if she is still alive at the end of this year that it will be more of a miracle than her making a record without that crackpipe sound.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR AWARD - SPENCER PRATT

come on, who else but the guy with the flesh colored beard should win this award? all throughout the media outlets this man is marketed as the biggest douchebag of the year. does it matter that his character is fake? no, i bet the real spencer pratt is even more of a douchebag off - camera.

C.U.NextTUESDAY AWARD - Sarah Palin

who else should get this? sure the mom who killed her baby or the woman who faked a rape and then blamed it on an obama supporter but when you enter the national political scene out of nowhere and manage to both bring people together and divide them while simultaneously faking a pregnancy, exploiting your learning disabled grandchild/daughter you are a cunt. plain and simple. her lack of depth, knowledge and class clearly demonstrated to all what her party had to go on in this election: personality and fear. palin has said that she may not be done in the national political arena and that she may run for national office again.... comedy writers are collectively jizzing in their pants.

the o.j. simpson - fall from grace award!

The worst was when this guy cried like a bitch before his sentencing. Come on juice Man up.

THE ACOONEMY AWARDS! MONDAY JANUARY 5TH

this monday we will have the most illmatic year end list. tell a friend tell an enemy.

THE HARLEM HUBRIS ACOONEMY AWARDS ARE COMING - THE HUBIES!

well it's that time of year - the end when magazines, television shows and yes bloggers like myself make either year - end lists or yearly awards for the biggest stories of the year. harlem hubris is no different. in two weeks the harlem hubris acoonemy awards - some people call them the hubies - will be revealed. beleive me you will love it.