Is it ghetto of me to lust after sneakers? I swear these will be the last sneakers I ever get!

I don't know why but I lust after Air Max 95 kicks. If there was a choice between boning Halle Berry or having theses kicks well... let me put it this way, Halle will have to promise me all kinds of tricks in the bedroom for me to forsake these babies. All other kicks are cool but I won't charge any other pair on my credit card. I used to be like that with Jordans but I got over it once Nike jumped the Jordan shark when they put the kicks in a briefcase. That was ridiculous. But Air Max 95's? No question they will get copped hook or crook, cash or credit, streets or store. If wifey will allow me (and let's face it I do need her permission) I will get all four and then I will be double - done with kicks just every now and then buying Air force 1's (the simplest sneaker ever made). After this I will be on to shoes. I promise. Thank you Nike and please thank the sweatshop laborers that make less than minimum wage to make sneakers that you charge 140 bucks for. I will be representing this summer.

Random blogging - I have got to stop going to the Magic Johnson Theater Part #1

Magic Johnson is my neighborhood theater. Period! I am stubborn and refuse to stop going there because it is in my neighborhood. It doesn't make sense to go downtown and spend money to watch a film that I can see ten minutes away. It is basically a Brown vs. Board of Education of Topeka situation.

But with that being said: I have got to stop going.

The Ninjas in there are making it crazy. I saw the Watchmen with my wife at the 10:45 show and boy the ninjas in there make it UNBEARABLE! One guy that lucky for me sat right next to me kept saying out loud to anyone that would listen and that would be all of us because he was yelling, "this movie us trash." But wouldn't leave for two hours. Now I am a veteran of Magic and I have been patronizing it as long as it's been open but it's getting ridiculous.

Understand this: I am true believer. My brother/BFF (NO HOMO) Krispin Gault just doesn't go. He would rather go downtown then have to listen to dumb ninjas talk through the movie and show no respect to others. My wife and I have been snubbed by couples people because they would refuse to go to the theater because they didn't want to put up with the bullshit. I am gettting close to that point.