Here's my theory about Kate and A- Rod...

Kate Hudson is a notorious jinx. She is well known for ruining the careers of any man she deals with. Black Crowes, Owen Wilson and Mathew Mcconaughey have all been ruined by the site of Goldie Hawn's spawn. But Alex Rodriguez is a walking bad luck charm too. So now when A-Rod gets with Hudson only good things can happen. Two negatives equal a positive. So now instead of A-Rod losing his talent (Crowes guy), being just average (matty boy) or slashing his wrist in jealous agony (Wilson) he does his thing thing in the post season for the first time in a million at bats. From this point on A-Rod is going to dum out. Mark my words. Remember two negatives equal a positive. This is A-Rod's time.

FINALLY...A-ROD COMES THROUGH IN THE CLUTCH!

It may have taken over eight years and 1,000 failed at - bats with runners in scoring position but Alex Rodriguez, star thrird baseman and perennial choke artist in the post season has finally came through with some big hits for The Yankees this October. Now I think he will go absolutely bat shit and bananas for the rest of the Post - season! I feel good for him because you know he was thisclose to taking a fatal dose of pills if he struck out with anymore runners in scoring position. You can't keep a good man down for too long. Keep up the good work!
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A - ROD IS CRAZY?

wasup with a - rod? I can't defend him anymore. He is just too dumb. why is he so stupid? why would he pose like that in this shitstorm he's in? Not that it's wrong to look gay as hell but he is an athlete and dude is Dominican. Why would he think that this wouldn't be met with more criticism? Who is advising him, the writers of telenovelas? This guy has more drama than Mary J. Blige's nose in the 90's. Someone help him get his shit together.

A - ROD is not Dominican, he's dumb in a can!

I know alot of Dominicans and believe me I have come across many that are smart, brave, good - hearted and plenty that are stupid. But A ROD has got to be the dumbest Dominican I have ever encountered. First off if you were dumb enough to take steroids, why would you not invest some time in making sure you don't test dirty? Then after you get caught why would you not just say you did it and move on? Why would you implicate your own cousin? then why would you keep your cousin around with you after the fact? This is one dumb Dominican. The people that he paid to give him advice STOLE his money! Holler!

A - Rod adds drysnitching to his list of crazy shit that he has done!

WHY? WHY? Doesn't A- Rod have any people around him that have some sort of street mentality? Why on Earth did he even mention a cousin? He had to know that some asshole journalist would stalk this guy. Why didn't he just say a "friend"? Now that A - Rod told people that his cousin did steroids with him he has gone and invited everyone to invade his privacy. A - Rod is from Washington Heights doesn't he know anything about snitching? By the way have you noticed how every since A - Rod has gotten into this trouble he has slowly turned into Alex Rodriguez?

A - ROD COMES CLEAN - I LOVE THIS GUY HE HAS SERIOUS GAME!

With an interview on ESPN with serial hater and baseball writer GOD Peter Gammons, A - Rod came clean and said that yes, he indeed took steroids but only for two years while he was in Texas. You know what? I believe Alex because at this point he has nothing to lose. His wife has divorced him, his personal life is a mess and his former manager Joe Torre threw him under the bus to sell a book. It has been a rough 15 months for A - Rod. He had nothing left to lose. You can cyber lynch him if you want but A - Rod man'd up more than anyone else INCLUDING Barry. The fact of the matter is that this story is not complete until the other 100 plus nameson that steroid list come out. Alex will be great this year and anyone that doesn't want to vote for him for the Hall Of Fame is a cocksucker - hater! I'm wearing my #13 jersey to Boston this April and dare anyone to fuck with me. HOLLER!

Can we just give A - ROD a break for at least 2 minutes? Please?

Seriously, A - Rod might try and kill himself. People are trying to get this guy to kill himself. I am convinced. If they don't cyber - lynch him for leaving his wife for old cooch Madonna they are calling him A -FRAUD or invading his privacy and saying that he has taken steroids. Why? Besides not coming through in the clutch in a big spot what has he done to anyone? Leave him the fuck alone at least until the season starts. DAMN! For once I have to jock  A- ROD ( No homo ) because it's like the world is against him. You know it is a sad day when a man with 300 million dollars in guaranteed money can't catch a break! Biggie was never more correct when he said, "MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS"

cocksucker of the moment -The sports media!

Can you have a bigger group of cocksuckers than the sports media right now? With this A - Rod controversy they have all collectively jacked the dick of hater - ade waiting for the jizz to come out. The media is reporting that A - Rod tested positive for steroids but they also reported that his name was one out of 104 other names. Where are the other names? Who are they? Why don't they expose them? Why don't they tarnish and taint their names? 

You know why? I'll tell you why Because 

a) The players on the list are probably mostly of a white complexion or 

b) The players are either out of the league or a bunch of bums and that fact would destroy the myth that steroids improve performance. I know that A- Rod is a walking soap opera but damn, BE FAIR! FOR ONCE! Expose everyone not just one. For once I am defending  A - ROID oh I mean A -  ROD!

A - FRAUD? How come I never thought of that?

Poor A - Rod. He can never get a brake. This is the only guy in sports that can make news when he's home not doing nothing to nobody. For those of you that care and are into sports and baseball in particular, former Yankees manager Joe Torre is releasing a book about his 12 years as The New York Yankee manager. Torre has managed to throw Alex Rodriguez under the bus and the truck and anything else that is too heavy to be on top of someone.

In this book Clueless Joe manages to paint A- Rod as a numbers whore (someone that just cares about their stats) and a phony personality (claims that he would say one thing to the media and another in the locker room are legend).

According to the book written by Tom Verducci A- Rod was something of a diva. Not totally new information but it is shocking to see Torre break the clubhouse code: Not to repeat anything you see or hear in the locker room. Torre is mad that The Yankees played him with their last contract offer (one year, lame duck status) and this move seems like payback. Personally, I thought it was time for Torre to go since he let the Red Sox take four in a row and clinch the ALCS in Yankee stadium. He was lucky they didn't let him go sooner. But this move seems like some bitch shit.

As for A- Rod, he better win a ring soon because if he doesn't he is going to be known as the guy that couldn't come through in the clutch as well as the guy that willingly fucked Madonna when she was over 50 - more than once!